EL RATINGS
Like professional critics I do have a rating system. A quick and easy way to figure out what I thought about a movie. The system goes from one to five 'Gs'. How good a movie is is derived from the following things, in order of importance from greatest to least: how entertaining it is, how good the script is, how good the acting is, how good the SPFX are, how good the directing is, other stuff.
Below is a quick and easy decipher key.
=This is a special
rating for movies that should have all their prints destroyed, all the money they made
should be donated to charity and everyone involved should be sterilized for the sake of
future generations. Hopefully I won't have to use this much.
=Industrial strength
crap. A movie to be avoided at all cost. I watched this so you don't have to.
=Pretty bad as movies go, but it wasn't painful to sit through. Might
be good for fans of the particular actor, director, writer, whatever, involved. Everyone
else should pick from the following.
=Not bad. Defiantly
worth a look and it has some redeeming features. It's not exactly Casablanca but
I had a mildly fun time. You might too, but read the review first, there's no accounting
for taste, mine or yours.
=A darn good movie. Exciting, well made and/or just plain fun to
watch, you can see these movies with confidence that you're getting your money's worth.
=This is a special
rating reserved for the best stuff movie making has to offer. Movies with this rating are
ether flawless or nearly so. Hopefully I'll use this rating lots of times. But, given the
state of movies today, I doubt it.
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