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The Bad Movie Report Only here could a movie like Robot Monster actually score a five out of five. Woe to those of you who watch movies that score a one or lower.With well written reviews my comrade in arms, Dr. Freex, separates the crap form the really crappy crap. And he calls me mad.

Monster Vision The official site of the second greatest show on earth, Joe Bob Briggs' Monster Vision. See the playmate of the week. Play the Monster Vision caption contest. And read Joe Bob's commentary on some of the best and the worst sci-fi/horror/fantasy movies ever made.

Movie Rama If your in the mood for more recent movies then this is defiantly the site to visit. Unlike other sites (re: me) the makers of this site don't clutter up they're reviews with plot synapses but instead provide well written commentary about what makes a movie work and what makes a movie suck (like, well, me). I trust them, and so should you. Highly recommended.

Mystery Science Theater 3000 Why the hell didn't I think of this show?! That aside, this has got to be the best show on TV. I mean, how could you not like a show that makes fun of bad movies. And when I say 'bad' I mean bad. In fact, Quest of the Delta Knights was on this show not to long ago.  

Stomp Tokyo The all time king of online movie review sites. All others should kneel before the feet of Chris and Scott, who are, without a doubt, the Siskle and Ebert of the internet (except these two actually like movies). Even more highly recommended.

The Unknown Movies Here we have a site that reviews those movies. Movies you glace at out of the corner of your eye and wonder What the hell IS this?! The kinds of movies other review sites wouldn't dare review (or wouldn't bother to review). Check it out, besides where else will you find a review of Teenage Vixenx From Outer Space?

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The Internet Movie Database This site is the supplier of all my useless knowledge on movies. It's got so much info that here, as with no other place, you can waste count less hours you didn't even know you had.

Eon Magazine Probably the best on-line sci-fi magazine the web has to offer. Lots of cool articles, lots more cool features and tons of movie reviews. I wanta be this site when I grow up.

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Absolut Humor: Like the title says this site offers up some funny, irreverent stuff to get you to fall out of your chair.

Centropolis The official site of that company that made Independence Day, Stargate, and Godzilla. Check these dudes out. Plus the site also has the official Centropolis Message Board. Who knows, you might even find me lurking around there (cue Twilight Zone music).

Chicks Suck Can't get laid? Can't find girl that will have sex with you? Can't find a meaningful, long lasting relationship with a girl that will respect and admire you and then have sex with you? Then this is the site for you.

The Church of Carrie My friend, Carrie, in an attempt to rustle up some publicity, has started a web site dedicated to her church. You should like it, since this church counts orgies as a form of prayer.  

Mark J. Tannacore's Online Portfolio Are you a fan of monsters? Are you a fan of good artwork. Well Mark here has discovered that they're two great tastes that go great together. Inspired by the radical redesign of Godzilla in last summers monster mash, Mark has taken it to the next step and redesigned all of your favorite Toho monsters. Great stuff. 

The Misanthropic Bitch Without a doubt this is the meanest, nastiest, most misanthropic site the 'net has to offer. Insightful, intelligent, and damn funny commentary about just how stupid this fucked up world really is. Highly recommended.

The Monster Club Here we have another online mag. This one has a mailing list that will put useful info on monsters new and old right in yo' email. Plus they're linking to me, so this is the least I could do.

Stick Figure Death Theater This here has got to be the strangest site on the planet, and I just had to share it with you. Want to see stick figures kill and maime each other in strange and twisted ways? Then just click here.

Web Site Number 9 - Mistings Archive A Misting is a piece of fan fiction done by fans of Mystery Science Theater 3000. This Misting Archive combines all the best from around the web. Get ready to laugh your ass off.

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