Like many of his contemporaries, Steve is a slacker who aspires to do something, someday. Just not today.
When he's not wasting his time, Steve writes screenplays in the hopes that he can get off of his butt someday, work a camera, a key light and a boom, and film one of his brainy-madcap-philosophical comedies. He wants to follow in the footsteps of a hero director of his, but is quick to note that "that guy is talented, an obstacle I am just stubborn enough to overcome by sheer will!"
He also scribes really bad poetry, which often end up as bad song lyrics, as he fashions himself to be some kind of musician. He mostly plays guitar, but is also known to play the piano just as badly. When he really wants to piss of the neighbors, he plays the drums.
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Poetry - some samples of some lovey, dovey, introspective crap I wrote. Mostly from the year 2002, the year I was deathly ill with kidney failure, dying, and didn't know it! Don't worry, though. I'll tell you how THAT movie ends. He survived, became a dialysis patient for ten months, then his father donated a kidney to Steve. Now Steve is a more healthy and happy dude, living with his new 48 year old kidney.
More Poetry - Some more random poetry nuggets from me, spanning the last few years. Mostly lame stuff, I'm not sure though. Could be a fun little nugget in there!!!
Screenplays - these are some excerpts from several screenplays I am working on. (C) 2001-2003 Use Your Shoe Productions. All written by Steven Alexander, except "Get The Door" by Steven Alexander and Bob Dustin.
The Wasteland Revisited - The Big Boogaloo poem I wrote the November before I was diagnosed with Kidney Failure. An epic production spanning eight pages, the poem is a dark look at life in general through the eyes of a dying man. Remember, a dying man only sees a dying world. Yet hope still remains, even in that dark a moment. Now back to the sillyness.
Short Fiction - A Night at The Club: a short story I wrote. Fun with liquor, boxcars, jazz, music, writing, philosophy, sex and the fun subject of gender politics. A decent read, and a fun romp!
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