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In this page I have tried to make it a sort of
summary of what I like and that sort of thing. If you are interested in
any of the things that I like then I have links to other parts of this
site that have more details and ideas on those subjects.These other sections
will have links to other pages that might prove useful or interesting.
Try and enjoy it.
(I just love that little dog)
I don't have that many. Of the few that I do have I enjoy them quite a lot and spend a great deal of time doing them. Some of these will have less meaning to some than others but i'll try to explain them to those of you who have no idea.
On to more serious matters!
Profagolongisite.
If you have any suggestions as to what I can make this word mean enter the competition! Send your entries to PassedOut@your-house.com
Pranksters
The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals -- a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist -- were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.
The carpenter figured that sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two. The electrician decided to wire the bed -- with alternating current, of course. The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it would be memorable.
The nuptials went as planned. A few days later, each of the groomsmen received the following note:
"Dear Friends, we didn't mind the bed slats being sawed. The electric shock was only a minor setback. But I swear to God almighty, I'm going to kill whoever put novacaine in the K-Y Jelly!"
There it is Party People.
I'm making it so that it is another page where all the pikky's are
so just click on this! 
Written by Linc Osborne
© Copyright 1998
