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This page has a collection of various Cool Funny Things that I've collected over the years.  Some of it I've found on the Web, and other items I've found elsewhere.  It seems that there are few pages with this type of humor out here in cyberspace, so I decided to make one of my own.  I hope you find this stuff as amusing as I do!!!!!
 

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Warning:  Some of the stuff on this page may not be suitable for all audiences.  Some people might find some of this humor tasteless or even offending.  Don't say I didn't warn you!!!!!!!!

 

 

     You don't really like them, do you?  

 

  The REAL Definition of Windows 95  

Windows 95: n.
    32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an
    8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor,
    written by a 2 bit company, that can't stand 1 bit of competition.
 
   

First off, here are some miscellaneous things..............  

Redneck Medical Terms

The Top 16 Rejected Motel 6 Slogans

The Seven Deadly Sins of Gilligan's Island

Tips for Northerners Moving South

The Moral of the Story is......

The Jerk

The Shit List

The Unabomber and the Psychiatrist

Things You Should Never Say To An Officer

Top 26 Childrens Books NOT Reccommended By the National Library Assn.

Ford Motor Company Press Release

Application to be The Governor of Arkansas

Changes At The White House Since The Clintons Now Have A Puppy

Weightlessness and Mortal Terror

McDonnell Douglas Registration Form

Top 10 Cartoon Characters Most Likely to Use Drugs

What Ever Happened To The Disney Characters?

Employee Monthly Evaluation Form

 

Here are a few things I've collected that have to do with those special(?) relationships between guys and girls...........
 

A Day at the Horse Races

The Rent

So Here We Are

Birthday Gifts for Women

Determine Your Personality

The ABC's of Ex-Girlfriends

Girlfriend Communication Guide

87 Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Guy

The "Guyness Quotient"

Application For Permission To Date My Daughter

     
 I'm a college student, and because of this I really like college humor.  Here are a few pieces of college humor I've come across during my web travels...............  

50 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate

50 Fun Things to do at Finals

You Might Be A College Student If.....

Twas The Night Before Finals

Special High Intensity Teaching

The First Realizations That You're Not in College Anymore

What Professors Really Mean

Application for the University of Southern California  

This one is really cool (I myself am a lab worker):
  50 Ways to Scare People in the Computer Lab  

   

Check out the sound archive page!!!!  

Miller's Page of Cool Funny Stuff Sound Archive

These are a couple of things that have to do with that wonderful stuff we call alcohol......
 

Beer Troubleshooting Flow Chart

The Five Stages of Beer Drinking  

How 'bout some computer humor?

The 9 Types of Web Page Creators

Computer Acronyms

Microsoft TV Dinner

Progression of the Languages

It's Time to Turn off The Computer & Read A Book When.....

What If People Bought Cars Like They Buy Computers?

New Mir Computer

Millennia Year Application Software System

    Everyone needs some

 
Do we have any Barney haters out there? Then here is some stuff , just for you........

The Death of Barney

Hear it (WAV, 232k), then see it!!!!!

 

Have a thing for holiday humor?????? Then here's some stuff for you......     'Twas The Night Before Doomsday

A Politically Correct Halloween

An Engineer's View of Santa Claus    
 

Redmond WA (AP):

Microsoft (MSFT) has announced a $54 million lawsuit against Tomagotchi maker, Bandai. Microsoft is claiming that the Tomagotchi, the Japanese electronic pet that's all the rage with the kids, is an infringment of its intellectual property."Software that needs constant, even hourly attention, or else it dies?  Sounds like Windows to me", stated MSFT spokesman Eric Longford. "This is clearly an infringment on our technology." Bandai refused to comment on the suit.  

 

Are you really bored?  Are you looking for something completely pointless to do? THEN LOOK NO FARTHER!!!!!!!!!! Read about the history of this web page!!!!!!!    

Here are some links to some other pretty cool pages.

 

Come back often.  I update this page as often as I can, and because of this I'm always looking for more stuff like this.  If you have any interesting items that you would like for me to post here where everyone can see, or if you have any ideas on how I can make this page better, please e-mail me at: milleb01@msumusik.mursuky.edu

   

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