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Hello, and Welcome to
pLAstiC MaT's WebPage
...a slippery breakfast...
If you wanna look at some more cartoon pictures, check out
The Toon List
at Television City. (Look above...)
Hey, guess what? My cohort Matt (Mr. Rogers) has a page too. GO THERE!!!
MATT'S SITE
And Amos. Gotta go see Amos!
AMOS' PAGE
And my Emily of course...
SEDATE ME PLEASE
And Missy's page...
MISSY'S PAGE
Meet sk8er#43 at SK8er's Punk Universe
And the newest addition to the grand state of Georgia (and she's a blonde!), Sarah Bee!
Here are some more links that I've come across. Check 'em out.
Here's a Grateful Dead page for ya. There're some more links from here. These are just some jokes, and me, being a lighthearted Jerrybear myself thought they were almost funny.
Hit up the The Campus Library.
Here's a fat-nasty page that I found on Yahoo that's got a buttload of lyrics for anyone who wants 'em. It's a great page, the largest that I've yet to find. So >Check It Out<.
Here's an Annoying page I found while roaming Hollywood.
"There's no need to fear,UNDERDOG is here!"
It's the GOOD, the BAD, and the
SKINNEE!!
If any of you are interested in ORV's or ATV's or stuff like that, I know a guy named Will who's got an All Terrain Page that you might wanna check out.
...and while the King was looking down the jester stole his thorny crown.
The courtroom was adjurned. No verdict was returned.
Breathe deep, the gallowing gloom. Watchlights fade from every room. Bedsetter people look back in lament. Another days useless energy spent.
Empassioned lovers wrestle as one. A lonely man cries for love but has none. New mother picks up her second sad son. Senior citizens wish they were young.
Cold-hearted orb rules the night. Removes the colors from our sight. Reddish-grey and yellow-white. But we decide which is right...
...And which is an illusion.
He was always in a hurry
Too busy or too stoned
And everything she ever planned
Just had to be postponed
She thought they were successful
He thought they were blessed
With objects and material things
But I never was impressed
And when it all came crashing down
I became withdrawn
The only thing I knew how to do
Was to keep on keeping on like a bird that flew
Tangled up in blue.
Ok, here are some links to some "Places Of Interest", all nice and neatly arranged:
Band Sites
Some you may like/dislike/know/not know. But these are the best on the bands listed that I've found. You should check a couple out.
Silver Jet 
Less Than Jake 
Birdbrain 
Longpigs 
Ash 
Soul Coughing 
My Drug Hell 
Poster Children 
Violent Femmes 
They Might Be Giants 
The Orange County Supertones
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Ben Folds Five 
Cornershop 
Luna
G. Love and Special Sauce
Southern Culture on the Skids 
The Rugburns
Ninety Pound Wuss 
Ho-Hum
The Honeyrods
The Charlatans UK 
blink-182 
Space Monkeys
The Verve 
Phunk Junkeez 
2 Skinnee J's 
All Mighty Senators 
Coward 
Supergrass 
Zebrahead 
The Smooths 
R i n g e r ?
Music
Organizations
- Human Rights
- Environmental
Proposition One
I know that there are a lot of you that are either wondering how I did this, and if you're having no idea about how to do this, I, being a nice-ass guy, am going to give you a link right now to the place were I learned....it's not a lot, but it'll get you started on HTML and you can get a web page up and going...
And if you want a place to go to get some colors for your page or whatever, there's a place called HYPE that'll hook you up.
And finally, here's a little link to tell you a little about me, pLAstiC MaT.
This illustrious page was put here for the common good, so if you have anything that I might like, and you're feeling generous (anything at all), or you just wanna say hi, or you want to ask me anything (anything at all), just e-mail me at
>PseudoHero@geocities.com<
and I'll respond. Promise.
