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Man to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God to Man: "So, you would love her."
"But God", Man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God replies: "So, she would love you."

God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before creating a masterpice.

Ever notice how many women's problems can be traced to the male gender?

MEN struation
MEN opause
MEN tal breakdown
GUY necology
HIM morrhoids.

Men forgot everything; women remember everything.
That's why men need instant replays in sports.
They've already forgotten what happened.

Why was it there were only bread and wine in the last supper?
Because it was a potluck and only men were invited.

Subject:New University Program

A new two year program is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY that many of you should be interested in: BECOMING A REAL MAN. That's right, in just six quarters you, too, can be a real man, as well as earn AA degree (AA Real Man). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule

MEN 101 - Combating Stupidity

MEN 102 - You Too Can Do Housework

MEN 103 - PMS - Learn When To Keep Your Mouth Shut

MEN 104 - We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas

Winter Schedule

MEN 110 - Wonderful Laundry Techniques

MEN 111 - Understanding The Female Response to Getting In AT 4am

MEN 112 - Parenting: It doesn't End With Conception

EAT 100 - Get a Life, Learn to Cook

ECON 001A - What's hers Is Hers

Spring Schedule

MEN 120 - How NOT to Act Like An Asshole When You're Wrong

MEN 121 - Understanding Your Incompetence

MEN 122 - YOU, The Weaker Sex

MEN 123 - Reasons to Give Flowers

ECON 001B - What's Yours Is Half Hers (Must Pass ECON 001A)

SECOND YEAR

Autumn Schedule

SEX 101 - You CAN Fall Asleep Without It

SEX 102 - Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower

SEX 201 - How To Stay Awake After Sex

SEX 202 - How To Put The Toilet Seat Down

ELECTIVE - (See Electives Below)

Winter Schedule

MEN 210 - The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency

MEN 211 - How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children

MEN 212 - You, Too, Can Be A Designated Driver

MEN 213 - Honest - You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise--- especially naked

MEN 230 - Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 1

Spring Schedule

MEN 220 - Omitting @&*%$#* From Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)

MEN 221 - Fluffing The Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary

MEN 222 - Real Men Ask For Directions

MEN 223 - Thirty Minutes of Begging Is NOT considered Foreplay

MEN 230B - Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2

Course Electives

EAT 101 - Cooking With Quiche

EAT 102 - Utilization of Eating Utensils

EAT 103 - Burping and Belching Discreetly

MEN 231 - Mother-in-Law

MEN 232 - Appear To Be Listening

MEN 233 - Just Say, Yes Dear

ECON 001C - Cheaper To Keep Her (Must Pass ECON 001B)

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