NOW THAT RACE SEASON IS HERE
- you know all the stats of your favorite driver but forget your wife's birthday
- your Sunday jacket has more than five racing patches
- your lawnmower has a spoiler and a number
- you root for the pace car during cautions
- your den looks like a collectible store
- you have a checkered flag hanging from the ceiling over your bed
- you use speedy dry on you kitchen floor when you spill something
- you feel undressed without a race car on you shirt
- you make your daughter's boyfriends go through tech inspections
- you name your kid or dog Lugnut or Dipstick
- all your coolers are no wider than 14 inches
- you think the last four words to the national anthem are "Gentlemen start your engines"
Now I have your attention, go look at the pictures I took
from NHRA races in Seattle
that I have seen and a few different Cascar Races.