We men need a Release once in a while. We need to get away from that everyday Bullshit we deal with. This page is exactly what that is all about. Where men can be dogs and no one will give a Shit. So any Women still in here GET THE FUCK OUT! (go check out our guy bashing page or something, we`ll make your page later!)

HOW MEN AND DOGS ARE THE SAME

1. Both take up too much space on the bed.
2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning
3. Both mark their territory
4. Neither tells you what's bothering them
5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous
6. ***Both have an inordinate fascination with womens' crotches***
7. Neither does any dishes
8. Both fart shamelessly
9. Both like dominance games
10. Both are suspicious of the postman

    

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