Quantum Leap Sound Files


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Most of these are in alphabetical order by the name of the .wav file. I have added some new ones--for a list of which ones are new, go to the new wav file list page.


2ndstage.wav (97K)
Al: And in my estimation, you are on the verge of the second stage.
Sam: Sex?
Girl: Please.
Al: See, she wants it, too!

5stages.wav (117K)
Al: There are 5 stages of love. The first is denial, then the second is sex, then there's acceptance, then there's divorce, and then there's more sex. If you're lucky.
Sam: Who wrote this text book, you or Zsa Zsa.

abouttim.wav(29K)
Ziggy: It's about time you got around to me, Dr. Beckett.

absorb.wav (80K)
Ziggy: Actually I was doing quite well absorbing the year until Franklin Deleno Roosevelt died. It depressed me. Try me in 11.6 hours.

adven.wav (115K)
Sam: Al?
Al: Here, your grace.
Sam: My armor, my sword.
Al: More misadventures...
Sam: Adventures old friend.

albert.wav (76K)
Sam: (yelling) Allllllllllllberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt!

alobs.wav (54K)
(handlink sounds, IC door opening)
Al: I'm going to do a lot of observing on this one.

alright.wav (I don't know what show this is from)(44k)
Scott: Yeah, yeah, alright.

angelal.wav (38K)
Al: This is angel Sam, and I'm angel Al.

appear.wav (24K)
(sound effect when Al walks through something, and sometimes when he appears)

beback.wav (77K)
Sam: I'll be back. I swear to God, I'll be back.

bestican.wav (39K)
Sam: I'll do the best I can, ma'am.

blowing.wav (63K)
Al: Of course, Ziggy's blowing out microchips like they were popcorn. He just...he didn't see it coming.

boggles.wav (69K)
Sam: Tina's cheating on you?
Al: Can you believe it?
Sam: It boggles the mind!

bonanza.wav (16K)
Sam: Bonanza was never like this.

brk4holo.wav (23K)
Al: I brake for holograms, huh?

caca.wav (464K)
Sam: It all started when a time travel experiment I was conducting went a little ca ca. In the blink of a cosmic clock, I went from quantum physicist to air force test pilot, which could have been fun if I knew how to fly. Fortunately, I had help. An observer from the project named Al. Unfortunately, Al's a hologram so all he can lend is moral support. Anyway, here I am bouncing around in time putting things right that once went wrong. A sort of time travelling lone ranger with Al as my Tonto. And I don't even need a mask. Oh boy.

calesth.wav (72K)
Al: Calesthenics. I hate calesthenics. Unless they're being led by Jane Fonda.

canseeme.wav (53K)
Al: No, you forget. Small kids, animals and can see me.

capacity.wav (75K)
Ziggy: With a million gigabyte capacity, I'm quite capable of rubbing my tummy, patting my head and doing a trillion floating point operations at once.

cheating.wav (103K)
Al: Tell him Wayne was palming.
Sam: He was palming
Al: Stacking
Sam: Stacking
Al: Shifting
Sam: Shifting
Al: Dealing seconds, dealing base, dealing sides...
Sam: Cheating.
Al: Cheating.

cheerldr.wav (109K)
Al: I went over to check out the cheerleaders. Oh Sam, there was one little girl who had these pomelos, man.
Sam: Pomelos are grapefruits!
Al: That's my point!

chimp.wav (101K)
Al: You've leaped into the space program, Sam!
Sam: I've leaped into a diaper!
Al: Waitaminute! This is fantastic! You're a chimponaut!

choirboy.wav (52K)
Al: Yeah, well I want my mind back! These choir boy thoughts are driving me nuts!

church.wav (88K)
Character: We're to be married in 2 days! What are my mother and father going to say about that?
Sam: Cancel the church, cancel the reception, cancel the tux, the...

cowgirl.wav (83K)
Al: Don't fight it Sam. You're here to marry this cow boy. Uh boy girl. Cow girl. Girl.

crazy.wav (181K)
Kid: It's a ghost!
Kid: It's not a ghost! It's an angel!
Kid: No way, not with those clothes!
Adult: Who're you talking to, child?
Al: Listen, I'm just here to try and help you! Huh?
Kid: It's the Lord
Adult: What?
Al: No, no, no, I'm not the Lord.
Kid: It's Abraham Lincoln.
Kid: No it's not. He has a beard. That's some crazy white man.
dammit.wav (42K)
Sam: Dammit Ziggy, tell me something I don't know!
Ziggy: Tina's having an affair with Gooshie.

dead_dog.wav (59K)
Sam: I feel terrible.
Angelita: You feel terrible? I'm the one that's lying here in the middle of the street like a dead dog!

deckhall.wav (90K)
Al: Deck the hall with me and Bee Bee (music, door closing)

dingtrou.wav (22K)
Al: Dingadingading! Sounds like trouble!

dntndme.wav (27K)
Al: I guess you don't need me around here, do you?

dogchow.wav (32K)
Sam: Al, there's stuff that looks like dog chow! I'm not gonna eat this stuff.

door.wav (81K)
Sam: Could you just once use the door!
(door sound)
Al: Happy?
Sam: Thank you.

doorclos.wav (10K)
Imaging chamber door closing

dreamer.wav (32K)
Sam: Everybody should be a dreamer.

ego.wav (21K)
Sam: Why did I give him Barbra Streisand's ego?

esplat.wav (12K)
Angelita: I went esplat!

excuseme.wav (8K)
Sam: Excuse me?

exit.wav (78K)
Scott: No! Don't turn me off! AHHHHHHHHHH!

fadein.wav (20K)
Sam: Can't you just fade in or something?

fetchfn.wav (38K)
Sam: Fetch me a fan, would you? Fetch. I'm talking like them.

getnlate.wav (10K)
Sam: It's getting kind of late.

gimme.wav (18K)
Sam: Give me what I want, Baby.

goodnite.wav (540K) This .wav file is dedicated to the memory of Ken Athey
Sam: Warm summer sun, shine kindly here. Warm Southern wind, blow softly here. Green sod above, lie light, lie light. Goodnight, dear heart. Good night. Good night.

gooshand.wav (21K)
Sam: Don't you think you should go back and give Gooshie a hand?

gooshie.wav (63K) (sound effect of the leap in)

gottrou.wav (9K)
Al: We've got trouble!

gummi.wav (40K)
Al: Come on, you rotten pile of gummi bears!

handlink.wav (57K)
(handlink noises)

happy.wav (28K)
Sam: singing part of Cuanto La Gusta.

hermstk.wav (29K)
Sam: What if I'm here to correct her mistake?

hooker.wav (54K)
Al: Winning that pass was like a $10 hooker. It wasn't pretty, but it got the job done.

howlchik.wav (43K)
Sam: This is Howlin' Chick Howell Aroooooo!

hologram.wav (22K)
Sam: Can't see a damn thing through this hologram!

ill_brb.wav (8K)
Sam: I'll be right back.

kick.wav (47K)
Al: Thank God my wife Maxine couldn't kick like that!

kickbutt.wav (13K)
Al: Ain't that a kick in the butt?

kiddn.wav (19K)
Sam: You're kidding, right?

killdme.wav (73K)
Sam: They could've killed me!
Al: They still might.

knees.wav (86K)
Al: If that Tina came to me on her knees, ON HER KNEES, and begged me I wouldn't give her the sweat off of my...
Sam: Al.

lateride.wav (24K)
Sam: It's getting kind of late. Can I give you a ride somewhere?

leap_in.wav (91K)
(leap in sound effect)

leaprwht.wav (18K)
Al: Do you want to leap out of here or what?

likesyou.wav (20K)
Al: She likes you.

loins.wav (162K)
Al: Sam! I can see it in her eyes!
Sam: You do not. You may feel it in your loins, but you definitely do not see it in her eyes.
Al: Sam!
Sam: What?
Al: I feel it in my loins.
Sam: Yeah.

makerain.wav (714K)
Sam: I don't know who's running this show. I don't know why I was chosen. I bounce around from place to place. I do everything I'm supposed to do. At least the best way I can. But I don't know how to do this one. I mean, you gotta help me. I figure you owe me for a couple of times anyway. You make it rain. You hear me? YOU MAKE IT RAIN!

myworld.wav (13K)
Sam: Welcome to my world.

nag.wav (104k)
Al: Come on Sam, give me a break! I knew you could ride that nag!
Sam: Nag? You call that half ton of Texas lightning that tried to castrate me a nag?

nametags.wav (12K)
Sam: Couldn't you give them name tags?

noodle.wav (35K)
Al: You're lucky he didn't give you a flying noodle kick, you nozzle!

noshnola.wav (14K)
Al: No Shonola

ohhhboyy.wav (39K)
Sam: Ohhhhhhhhh boyyyyyy.

organ.wav (109K)
Al: She ran out on me, Sam. She took my second most favorite organ and stomped it to death with her 4 inch spiked heels.

peggysue.wav (89K)
Sam: Buddy?
Buddy: Yeah, doc?
Sam: Uh...why don't you try Peggy Sue, it might sound a little better.

peoria1.wav (34K)
Sam: Good Morning, Peoria!!

pompom.wav (106K)
Al: I don't believe you! You're a football hero. Hey, you've got the little girls all ready to drop their pom poms for you and you come out her with your nose in a book.

poolhall.wav (1.6MB)
Sam:
When you're feeling down, and there's trouble all around you,
When it seems like nothing, is gonna turn out right,
When you just can't see any silver lining,
Put your hands together and just hold on tight.
He'll be there when you need some comfort,
There when you need a friend.
He'll be there when the darkenss is closing all around you.
But you gotta believe when you get down on your knees,
He'll be there to make the sunshine again.
But you gotta believe when you get down on your knees,
He'll be there to make the sunshine again.
He'll be there to make the sunshine again.

quantum1.wav (116K)
(last few seconds of the QL theme song)

quitfool.wav (9K)
Al: Quit fooling around!

quixote.wav (430K)
Sam: (singing) I am I, Don Quixote, the Lord of La Mancha, my destiny calls and I go.

recon.wav (82.K)
Scott: I was kind of hoping that you might, uh, reconsider.

reek.wav (48K)
Al: Boy, am I glad I'm a hologram and I don't have to smell you. You must really reek!

skincrwl.wav (77K)
Sam: And I..I..I probably just.
Girl: You don't feel something, too.
Sam: What I feel is my skin crawling.

seeme.wav (97K)
Al: Well, almost all animals can see me. But you know, there must be something weird looking about me because I seem to intimidate them.
Sam: Maybe it's your clothes.

stallion.wav (97K)
Sam: I saw her today. She was having trouble trying to get her prize stallion to mate.
Al: That's a cross we all have to bear, performance under pressure.

thattoo.wav (113K)
Sam: I'm still here, Al.
Al: Well, a man's work is never done.
Sam: I think the expression is a woman's work is never done.
Al: That too.

thispic.wav (18K)
Al: What's wrong with this picture?

tucasa.wav (79K)
Sam: Say something to me in spanish?
Al: Tu casa o mi casa.
Sam: My place or your....AL!

urbuyng.wav (16K)
Al: Don't tell me you're buying this!

voguecvr.wav (54K)
Al: Yeah, well listen to me, Charo. You're not exactly decked out for the cover of vogue!

volare-1.wav (74K)
Sam: (singing) Volare...Oh oh. I've got it.

wantfrme.wav (38K)
Sam: What do you want from me?

welcome.wav (36K)
Sam: Welcome to my world.

woofwoof.wav (26K)
Sam: Woof woof woof woof.

worked.wav (16K)
Scott: It worked!

xmas.wav (131K)
Charles Rocket: I must be dreaming.
Al: More like a nightmare. Bwahahahaha

youbet.wav (27K)
Sam: You bet.

zig_nada.wav (19K)
Al: Sorry, Ziggy says nada.

zigbaby.wav (68K)
Sam: Ziggy?
Ziggy: Yes, Doctor.
Sam: Gimme what I want baby!
Ziggy: Oooh! If you weren't my father.

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