Ardis "ardie" Willey. Ma. Willey the consumate dog lover, the "honey"
on our buns, the Mom who did not name
Dudley. She anchors all of us to reality.
Leanne "Sister Bones" Barney.
Leanne is the "Black Emu" of the Willey's. Despite her sordid past, Leanne's major function in the family is to torture her brother.
Baxter Willey (left) and Bridgette Willey
(right) are Grant "The tortured one" Willey's children. Baxter, accomplished Frisby fetch, provides much of the methane gas needed for the homes natural aroma. Bridgette, Daddy's little girl, provides shredding capabilities.
Family Photo's 