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Things Every Man Should Have

A Guardian Angel -

A Favorite fishing hole -

A truck to be proud of -

A garage to park it in - 

Enough money in hand to always have a jingle in your pocket -

A comfortable den -

Things Every Man Should Know

How to build a campfire -                                    

Sixteen Steps to Build a Campfire

1. Split dead limb into fragments and shave one fragment into slivers.

2. Bandage left thumb.

3. Chop other fragments into smaller fragments

4. Bandage left foot.

5. Make structure of slivers (include those embedded in hand)

6. Light Match

7. Light Match

8. Repeat "a Scout is cheerful" and light match.

9. Apply match to slivers, add wood fragments, and blow gently into base of
fire.

10. Apply burn ointment to nose.

11. When fire is burning, collect more wood.

12. Upon discovering that fire has gone out while out searching for more
wood, soak wood from can labeled "kerosene."

13. Treat face and arms for second-degree burns.

14. Label can to read "gasoline."

15. When fire is burning well, add all remaining firewood.

16. When thunder storm has passed, repeat steps.