WAIT WAIT! Please Stop! I have a huge emergency that could threaten my eternal soul!

I need to know, please!

I beg you! Will you pray for me? Please!

You will? Thank you so much!

Hey, wait a second! How dare you! You are being a mediator with Jesus and helping in my redemption!

By your simple prayer you are being an advocate for the people of God, with your simple love of a fellow human!

GOTCHA!

Puts a whole new spin on things, doesn't it?

Luv ya Big time,

Gospa1013.