Mark Humphry - Homepage (mine, all mine...)
					Well, you finally found it!  After surfing through countless pages of absolute rubbish, you made it to my site.  A haven from all the other cyberjunk that you have been trolling through in the hope of finding something interesting. Well, here you are.  You had better bookmark this site now. Actually I already had a perfectly functional web-site, but some people - yes you know who you are! - laughed at this first effort.  It was most cruel and hurtful.  So here I am bouncing back for a second bite of the cherry with a way cooler site.  So there!
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						Dear Clatex employee, please read this very carefully, especially you Bernard Procter & Jarioslaw Adamiak - yes I mean you, I have been watching you two.
						Yes, another mindless hit-counter, that seem to have gotten stuck on an embarassingly low number.  Maybe I should put some horrible "sex" metatags on to draw millions of people here....  Hmmmm....