A woman and a baby come into the doctor's office.
She was told to go into room and wait for the doctor.
After arriving there, the doctor examined the baby and
Asked the woman, "Is he breast fed or on the bottle?"
"Breast fed" she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist, 'the doctor ordered.
She did. He pressed, kneaded and pinched both breasts
for a while in a detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed he said, "No wonder this baby is
hungry. You
don't have any milk."
"Naturally," she said, "I'm his Grandma. But I'm glad I came