Suc Mi Pagoda
Cuntonese Cuisine
6969 Fellation Blvd.
Escondildo, CA, 12698
281-6969
           A'La Carte                            Dinner Combos
          $2.69 each              includes small roll and fortune nookies

         Cum Drop Soup         	     1: GOO IN HAND ............... $9.69
      Fresh every 27 days		For those who dine alone

         Pee Yu Platter		     2: GOO WEE CHICK ............. $6.69
       Clothes pin extra	        Sloppy seconds at no extra charge

         Hoo Flung Poo		     3: CUM TOO SOON .............. $6.99
  Napkins and raincoat provided         Order early - these go fast

        Yung Poon Tank		     4: SUC ME WANG ............... $6.69
   No take out orders accepted	        Traditional Chinese meatloaf

 				     5: SUM DUMB CHIC ............. $4.99
  - - LUNCHEON SPECIALS - -	        You get what you pay for

Sum Yung Chic ........... $6.99	     6: FUC ME SLO ................ $6.99
Different and delicious		        Not available after 10pm

Won Hung Lo ............. $6.99	     7: LIK ME CLIT ............... $6.69
Chinese meatballs		        A delicious lip smacking delicacy

Sum Dum Fuc ............. $9.69	     8: CHO KON IT ................ $9.69
Same as #1 but extra sauce	        Not for the light throated

Chu Sum Twat ........... $16.99	     9: FUC SUM NOW ............... $6.99
Dinner for parties of 3 or more	        For those who hurry

Suc Mi Pork ............. $9.69	    10: WAI TU YUNG ............... $4.99
Chef's special			        Not available on school nites

Fuc Yu Man .............. $6.69	    11: TUNG SUM CHIC ............. $8.69
Specialty of the house		        A taste bud tingler

				    12: SUM GULP CUM .............. $9.69
				        Lo-cal diet special