(Updated 28 January 2009)

WELCOME TO
AMERICA'S
MOMMA GLENDA'S
YOUTHIFICATION
HOMEPAGE

THIS IS ZIBBY, BAC, & LAWS--
THREE OF THE BADDEST HOMBRES OF OUR TIMES.
BAC IS A BUDDING SHARK
ZIB & LAWS WEREN'T INTERESTED IN MY YOUTHIFICATION FORMULA!!!

THIS IS
ZIBBY NOT PAYING ATTENTION
 HE DEALT OUT SOME SERIOUS HURT IN THE SENIOR BOWL--
HE RAN BACK A GOOD RETURN ALSO.
HE WILL DO THE SAME FOR SOME NFL TEAM THAT IS WISE.

This is
MOMMA GLENDA
 ��Have you ever seen a more appealing, honest, and forthright person in your entire life?
The only problem is,--
THIS IS THE 1950'S,
THE OLD, THE UN-COLORIZED--THE "BEFORE" VERSION.

This is the new, modern colorized
**MOMMA GLENDA**
If it is possible, she is even
more lovely, appealing, honest, and forthright
than the un-colorized lady you see on the left.
AND BOTH OF THESE ARE THE VERY SAME PERSON.
TO SEE HOW THIS IS POSSIBLE CHECK OUT THE LINKS BELOW.


For the Complete, Unabridged Story of the
"YOUTHIFICATION" of MOMMA GLENDA
(CLICK HERE)


For the Real Reason Saddam Hussein and the Weapons of Mass Destruction Have to Go,
(CLICK HERE)


TO READ SOME PRETTY FUNNY JOKES
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--Now That I've Perfected YOUTHIFICATION--


I've Moved On To CLONING
(Only Problem Is That I Was Trying To Clone A Puppy)

And PLEASE remember what Momma Glenda ALWAYS says:
"NEVER DRINK AND DRIVE.
YOU MIGHT HIT A BUMP AND SPILL YOUR DRINK."

THE MOTORCYCLE MAN

Up here in the hills several years ago there was a young fellow who came riding along on his motorcycle out on the main highway. It was winter time and it gets pretty cold up here in the winter. It's a kind of "wet" cold that penetrates every bone in your body. Anyway this fellow had on a leather jacket, but the bitter cold was penetrating the zipper and up around his neck area. So he stopped his motorcycle and turned the jacket around with the zipper in the back so that the collar came up high on his neck and the solid front presented a better shield against the wind. The trick worked pretty well as far as keeping him warmer but the awkward fit soon caused him to lose control of the motorcycle. He ran off the road and across a ditch and came to rest near a big tree. By the time Ole Mel Hullens, the sherriff's local deputy, came upon the accident a pretty fair crowd had gathered around the young fellow. Mel pushed his way though the crowd and asked what was going on. One of the locals says: "Well, Mel, this fella over here ran offn the road on his bike and landed here. When I first got here he didn't seem to be hurt too bad, but by the time I got his head turned back around to the front of his body he had quit breathing."

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