Erica - 5 feet 9 inches of fountain frolicking fun the wind can not contain - KR |
Liz - Spunky savior of the rat marathon running girl with a nose ring. -KR |
Jamie - rap music listenin' seal-arm dancin' - cool. -KR |
Meera - Exotic Queen of the Night Conquering the booze with the greatest of ease - but where does she sleep? -KR |
Andrew - Stoicly manipulating electrostatics until he gets his groove on. -KR |
You don't get a haiku Stu -KR |
I got a tatoo blue Buddha on my belly. -Jamie and Erica |
went to china learned about communism brought back Mao lighter and T-shirt. -JM |
if my fingers were pens would I still scratch my nose? -JM |
When I'm 80 years old I'll write for cosmo and eat nothing but cake -JM |
poofy-sleeved polyester dress c-sharp in three octaves proud to be a band dork -JM |
grown past smushing ants drown them now natural deaths -JM |
Stop crying the beauty of the mist would rock my bare meat sausage. |
first attempt at hip-hop couldn't get past yo -JM |
started listening to rap the night I caught mom singing along to Nsync -JM |
If I giggle more will you ask me out? -JM |
there was a man and then he farted and blew up his many roommates -Andrew H. |
Not to discourage tender freshmen with a thirst: let's see some ID -my mom |
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