You are James Hussein Faghmous, a hip young PhD student at the University of Minnesota, who wants to find the cure for Alzheimers. It's going to be hard work, but you can do it. You've got the brains, you've got the looks and you've got the charming personality.

The only thing you're missing is a wife. (Probably won't help directly in your research, but i'll make the whole journey a heck of a lot more fun).

You came to Islam a few years ago, and you're not exactly sure how this wife-hunt thing will work, but you've heard some whisperings. Your mission is to find the perfect fiancee.

CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: Choice 1: You decide to put the Internet to good use. You can always go back to looking for impossible-to-find-in-any-normal-shoe-store dark green alligator leather Pumas with alternating yellow and light green stripes anytime.
Choice 2: The ISNA convention is only a 12-hour drive from Minneapolis. You pack your trendiest thawb and convince your roommate to give you the keys to his green Honda Accord. You hate the carbon foot-print this is going to leave, but hey, you're on a mission.