iiiiii am the dandy highwayman....

actually, i looked very Camp Freddy.

are you daddy dandy then?

i would've out-dandied you.

reason enough.

the lilac shirt would qualify...

blimey. I must have had a good reason not to be there.

not long after i got back from italy - summer 2001? she came down to extra time. i was in a rather fetching suit with lilac shirt/tie combo (so dandy!), and still had a trace of tan.

40% do in London, must have been Summer 2001

you met her? when?

she was fine in the flesh, too.

i'd certainly take my chopper to that particular scottish tree.

excellent call, Sash. Spruce was all kinds of cyber-hot

the honey quota has certainly increased in recent times. ara used to have my full attention back in the day, but then that fugger shrew dragged her an inseminated her with walter matthau's jus.

now i just gaze around in lust, i really do.

Can I also add the former 40% Spruce to the list of highly frotable ladies

*gasps for air*

stop it goons, i'm going to rupture something.

no probs. We'll come to you.

US of A, innit?

lips - seriously, you come over here, 99% chance i'll come over you. i'm a slag.

I haven't met Sian... but Lins and tg are both scrummy...

i am in New York Bing. :o(

possibly home for Xmas but not until after the Xmas thing. booooo.

are you coming to Xmas thing, lips? Or have I missed something crucial - like you live in Panama or something?

hahaha!
hehehehehe!

i'm crying here...

*chuckles*

no, seriously!

i have no idea what you look like, and i'd almost certainly lend you one, lips, so how minging do you have to be for me to blow you out?!

She's a cute lass bing, no question

if i left anyone out, it'd be a terrible blow to their self-esteem

cop out! ;o)

no need to spill, sashy m'lad, no need.

you and sian are new best buddies, sash. I'm guessing you wouldn't mind a slice of her chuff

unfortunately, for the goonmeister to say "i would shag... ", isn't really going to narrow the field much.

if i left anyone out, it'd be a terrible blow to their self-esteem.

There are Goons, and I'll keep those names to myself.

all of you, its the only way to stop the goss :O)

Starting with dial, if Lins can do a gooner, so can i

I would contribute but I ahve to be careful what I say

Azul would be well worth a root, lips. good choice

i bet there are

oh and there are a couple of other I would as well

see??

i would most like to shag Azul (quelle surprise). and pins of course. ;o)

i know we've done it before Sash, but i can't remember what everyone said...

Orm

*tries not to be smug, fails*

i'd most like to shag bing. Not really anyone else I can think of, though there's certainly some I would.

Did used to fancy dial, but we're past that now.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again

Sammy

next

I'd most like to shag pins

Who's next?

now that would be an interesting thread

heheh lips, we've done it before, and I answered then

hehehe, seconded.

if only you'd all let go and be a bit more honest, we'd have so much more fun!

no, it should've Sash... ;o)

you love it you front-bottom

No it shouldn't lips

Pins, you're so crude. We're off shagging and on to unlikely resemblances now

hehehe, fairy muff.

this should've mutated into a "which 40%er would you most like to shag" thread...

but you said you wouldn't shag her either, bing, so why worry?

hehehe, actually. I've only met you once, and it was a long time ago... i don't really remember what you look like. :oP

very kind, tg. I'll rest on my laurels and leave the rest of the list for another time then...

i have no idea who either of those people are, so still think you are 100% original, bing.

I was more bemused, really. It's the latest in an increasingly absurd list of people whom I supposedly resemble.

i love Keith Duffy. You look fack all like him though

HAHAHAH, Keith Duffy, what a fecking insult, did you smack him?

the beginning of the end

hehehe badoomtish

I was told I look like Hugh Bonneville the other day. And Azul said I look like Keith Duffy. What the hell is going on?

how big are your teeth?

depends on how big the gaps are between your teeth. :oP

When you say "small", do you mean I could floss with it?

(mainly cos he looks like rhona cameron)

you probably can, my bikini is quite small.

i woulg call you a lezza, but even they want to shag bing.

oh go on with you, tg. I can see your nips swelling from here.

not in my eyes, petal. You are the love of my life

hehehe. bing. i'm not lying. I'm just the exception that proves the rule that everyone wants to shag you.

I wouldn't be smug, hon. It's well known I'm just a cock.

see?

*smug*

hehe

tg is lying, of course.

This is absurd. Of course I want to smear babyoil all over pins' naughty bits and throw caution to the wind in an excess of loving rudeness

it's me for god sake, there's no need to ask him

i wouldn't, actually.

..someone with a longaschlong

would you play with his ding-a-ling TG?

i'm still waiting to see who bingaling wants to dingadong...

*spews in beercan*

*slips snaps the tongue*

*puckers up*

well bing, we're waiting

come on Bing, "linsey" doesn't take very long to type

why bing-a-ling, who would you most like to get jiggy with from 40%

hahaha goons!

My conscience is, sadly, clear on 40% "members"

hahaha. I think a bit of wee just came out. I haven't laughed so much since the queen mum died

it's because we're BAD Pins. :o)

he certainly didn't come in one.

only cos you had me by my tender bits

dial followed pins into the ladies and came out a virgin? eh?

I know why Bing & Lips are encouraging this!

EXCELLENT

more more more

hahahahaha virginal hahahahaha

oh and dial, who followed who into the ladies?

hehehehe

aye thankew lips
*bows*

i like this new era of honesty. It's a lot of fun.

I feel refreshed

Almost virginal

not you!

the cock has run away in shame...

hehe

pins, dial, i salute you both. :o)

get in!

come on you two, let's hear it

not that i don't know the whole lot already, but it'll be fun anyway

I've never hidden behind a mask, goons. My cockery is plain for all to see

honest answer? No, i don't, but i quite believe you that's my normal style.

Lets not forget it didn't all start there did it. We going to go through the whole lot?

you TOLD me you were coming home with me

remember?

>>I've made sense of it all. Now I want to know which 40%er has had the most exposure to other 40% fanny/cock<<

with a subplot of a 40%er exposing himself as a cock...

;0)

hmmm, if you say so. hehe

I sore......

no no no you came, remember?

it wasn't released, it was prised, I went kicking and screaming both times

hahaha

Fuzzbox

*giggle*

so I haven't lost it then
hehe

I did phone and tell you dial, so you could have avoided the area :-)

Bing, You know what? I've got a fuzzbox and i'm going to use it

If you hadn't released your own Little Italy from your pants none of this would have happened. te salute

Was waiting for you, and then it would be all complete.

The site goes downhill from now on

kin ell, what a day to choose to come back

so if that's an offer

I meant for me.

christ bing, I'm doing the best I can here, what more do you want??

nah, his tits sag

hehe. I thought you were looking at him with that old twinkle back in your eyes.

And my dad?

This is upsetting. I DEMAND 40% ACTION

Wouldn't have a clue bing

*ding dong*

Ooh-oh!

remember when you introduced me to your bro at your B/day party?

well...............

agh! snap!

this is genius, where's Ricki Lake? ;o)

hehe. This is brilliant, it's like Rikki Lake.

Is this where she brings on my mum & you say she's had an italian portion too?

I wondered what the 'extra flesh' was

btw hi frank

I've made sense of it all. Now I want to know which 40%er has had the most exposure to other 40% fanny/cock

no smokescreen from my side, Whoj.

I'm being delightfully frank.

you'll be here for ages and it'll cost you a fortune

hehe

NINE QUID YOU TWAT!!

i'm waiting for bing's deductive legal mind to make sense of it all

instead you ended up with the short one with the un-licensed mini cab driver

i'm not kidding at all actually.

smokescreen

just kidding.

Fear not, pins.

I'm expletiveing hosing myself here.

still, I've had a expletiveing good laugh

the taller one with the lamborghini and breasts.

you see, me don't understand. I expect everyone to find these things funny like me. It seems not.

which one of me would you have gone for if you could've focused?

a can of wormy whup'ass

i think I may have opened a can that appears to have some worms in it.

Oops.

all 6 of them.

the way your ayes were flickering at me saturday night, i'd challenge that,

okay, this thread has gone bonkers.

may i suggest talking about clothes or food for a bit instead?

*necks pill*

fuggin hell, you're all multiplying

I don't fancy you, you're just a friend

specially cos they don't want someone they fancy to like me. jealousy, innit.

heard that before

I don't understand.

I'm twisting baby

twist that knife bitch

OooOooOOOoOoOO feck

about what other people may think

sian - yeah, sensitive. like i said on the other thread, i hate people making stuff up about me.

elaborate

Not to worry, or words to that effect

out with it sash, you owe me
;o)

*to goons for his rush*

*hides under desk*

lucky bastard

what did you say sash?

what did you say to her sash come on, spill the beans

you should've told her that a dirty bastard would've spewed on the bar. i never spilt a drop, and would've gladly dispensed of the can upon my return.

shame i hadn't seen the bin. still, great rush!!

yeah goons you twat

come on jimbob, puddemup

:o|

Sian, remember what I said to you

and i remember you grinning madly, which, through my eyes, made you look a bit like pob on ecstasy.

odd that ;)

what we need now is sian or pins's
next boyfriend to come on here in a jealous rage

Sensitive comment Andrew.

I remember being pulled up by the bosses wife saying "your mate is a dirty bastard, he spewed in a beer can and left it on the bar"

hahahah "since the dwarf" .

ya shagged a gooner dwarf!

sorry to disappoint you, but there's already beenn a couple since the dwarf. it was a long time ago.

outside - now!

i think the last couple of half pills got me. i'd forgotten about the earlier one which was obviously still in the system.

do you remember me going to smoke that tenner in the office? and peter with his floatation tanks? and who the expletive was that miserable irish fecker?

they were all weird expletiveing shapes. i was tripping my tits off.

right! where's the shortarse?!

da da da da...............pins' a gooner

da da da da..............

not much danger of that goons, not on my part anyway, hahah

hehehe

oh, well done, sash!

hehe, bless ya, Dial.

This is like an episode of Oprah, i feel quite cleansed now.

Suprised no one has had a go at me for shagging a gooner yet

hehe goons, I dread to think what was going through your mind on saturday after 4 1/2 pills a gram of coke and all that booze

by the Law of 40%, what we need now is sian or pins's next boyfriend to come on here in a jealous rage and call you a misogynistic woman abuser.

More surprised that pins shagged a gooner

so wait there...

...to get dial to shut up for a few minutes...

you have to....

nah, i just couldn't do it!

hehe

thinking about your mum?

whilst shagging?

typical italian

thought that might cause a ripple TG

hehe, oops, sorry, forgot myself for a minute there

*puts one on the slate for tree*

hehehehe. dial in dignified silence shocker. hehehehe.

you'll have to find out for yourself whoj, until the beans were spilt, I maintained a dignified silence, a shock to many of you who have met me I know, and in matters relating to the supposed fairer sex i continue to keep mum

maybe god wanted to know?

whoj, you're a man of god, you can't ask questions like that

i'm not man, but you can owe me one ;oD

so, who was better - pins with the experience, or sian with the youthfull enthusiasm?

sorry I can't come tonight (no pun intended) but I'm working, are you going next week? I'll get you a bfty drink then if you are

hehe.

thats better. i wa feeling left out s'all!

*bums tree*

Er...could you stop shagging around please? thanks