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Michele is now making use of it. Remarkable stuff.

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Reuben Barajaz
Oh the irony. He'd be gutted to know that. I would.

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pele's corpse is slumped in the corner with a huge erection

You see, that's just one example among probably 40 million I've known that makes all other chatsites utterly redundant

it's funny.

Jim's opening pele typo is the funniest post

Fair point, tree. Thye are all from Cov after all.

I just re-read bits of it and set myself off again

they don't already???????

I've read this thread and been laughing close to tears at the clown/Pele comments.

My colleagues will think I'm mad.

hehehe

They are all hideous, except Dan. Marvelously entertaining though...

charlie brooks described marco as 'the stretched out gay baby'

having said that I dont like any of them - including the well minging ones

I have only watched a 2 programmes of this but

channel 4 knew their ratings were sliding and did deliberately set out for everyone to fight - like someone said - thats why they put them in that bedsit

and I dont like Vanessa -not because she thinks herself beautiful but because of the way she speaks so deliberatley all the time (well when I have seen it) - does my head in

frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!

No, I've never done that. Not seriously, anyway. And if those Brazilians can't take a joke, is that my fault?

I bet it wasn't for threatening Brazilian internationals

Ummm...well the MD's bit on the side hated my boss, so told the MD about some stuff I said to her which reflected badly on him, so he hung me out to dry.

Lovely place to work.

hehe, yes it does count.

I am only joking. How could I be annoyed with such a genial semi bear of a man?

What did you get sacked for?

I got sacked, if that makes it any better...

Doesn't that count as talking to me though?

don't you talk to me you estate agent accountant front-bottom

expletiveing expletive

Michele is now making use of it. Remarkable stuff.

Oh the irony. He'd be gutted to know that. I would.

pele's corpse is slumped in the corner with a huge erection

Victor's not been seen - hiding from Socrates and the gang I reckon. Pele's fate is uncertain. I reckon he's pushing up the daisies in the garden

Any sign of life from Pele or remorse for his death from Victor?

nice - the BB house looks like a manic clown on steroids has just trashed the place

Damn straight it did.

c4's original remit included Minipops, lest we forget

Tops off a truly terrible year for them in which they have given up any pretence of complying with their original remit.

i think from the fact they deliberately put in a homophobe with a few gay guys and daily mail types with an asylum seeker gives us a pretty clear indication of what they were after. And they got it

no I know

I suppose I was just secretly hoping that C4 hadn't been that morally corrupt. I'm kidding myself though.

they're not stupid - put 12 (10?) hot headed thickos in a house that all have strong opinions, take 2 out and let them watch the bitching and pplay horrible jokes on the others, put them back in to confront others, take away cigarettes etc... I mean come on, it doesn't take a genius

they must have made them all sign forms saying they are responsible for their own sanity. otherwise there could be some serious suing going on.

maybe, I just think they massively underestimated how bad it could be.

i reckon it's what they wanted. I mean seriously, what did they think would happen? It must be what they wanted. Given them a load of publicity

this is a massive expletiveup by C4 imo

i guess they had too. I'm sure we'll get to see "highlights"

So the thick northern bint must have kicked off again after it had seemingly calmed down?

Channel 4 have dropped a massive bollock here in cutting the feed.

"Don't you know who I am?"

What did they think was going to happen?

this was one of those "where were you when..." moments AND YOU WERE ALL IN BED!

that's entertainment

The Guardian report....

Big Brother was thrown into chaos last night after a mass brawl broke out and one of the contestants threatened to kill another housemate, forcing Channel 4 to cut live footage of the show for an hour.

Security had to enter the house and separate feuding housemates in the most heavy-handed intervention by producers in the show's five-year history. The house was trashed in the row, which began when two "evicted" housemates Emma and Michelle made a surprise return to the show from the "bedsit" to which they had been banished.

Tension had been building all week after the Michelle and Emma were thrown into the bedsit where they were able to watch a live feed of what was going oin the house.

They were horrified to hear two of the male contestants Victor and Jason and one female contestant Vanessa bitching about them and Channel 4 was fully expecting fireworks when they returned them to the house last night to be re-united with the teammates who thought they had been evicted for good.

Tensions escalated and by 1am the show descended into violence with trays thrown, plates smashed, and a table overturned. The handle from the Big Brother diary room door was also ripped off.

"I'll expletiveing kill you," Emma yelled at Victor, before she was dragged away by another of the housemates, Dan. "Don't you know who I am?" shouted Victor. "Never expletive with me, Emma... You ain't expletiveing shit to me, I'll expletiveing show you!"

Victor, who had been antagnoished also yelled at Portuguese transexual Nadia before angrily turning over the table in the house's living area.

As the house descended into anarchy, Jason told Emma: "I'll expletiveing take your head off," and threatened to "rip the head off" another contestant, Marco, after he performed a camp dance in front of him.

When Emma failed to calm down she was removed from the house by programme bosses and forced to stay in the secret "bedsit" next to the Big Brother house. It is not clear if or when she will return to the main house, or if she will leave the show.

Channel 4 bosses pulled the plug on live coverage of the show as events threatened to get out of control. Live streaming from the house, which runs around the clock on E4, was suspended for an hour.

Last night's events were the culmination of an unexpected "twist" introduced to the show for the first time this year. The rest of the housemates thought Emma and Michelle had been evicted from the house last Friday. But instead they stated in the "bedsit" watching the Big Brother house on a live feed around the clock.

They watched as they were slagged off by other housemates who called them "dumb" and "thick". They were also asked by Big Brother to play dirty tricks on the remaining housemates. They chose Jason to have water and broken eggs poured over his bed, and put itching powder in Vanessa's football shirt.

South African contestant Vanessa who had antagonised was threatening to leave. "I don't want be part of this, it's like a freak show," she said.

At 11am this morning, only two contestants Michelle and Stuart were out of bed and the house was in chaos with debris from last night's ruck everywhere.

I have the same thing Az. Culturally they are very similar to the Dutch, a place where I never really felt comfortable.

No, fair dooz, I know what she's saying. Sometimes I think people judge me on my looks and it's just *stamps* not *stamps* fair. *stamps and cries*

That's him. By far the best one - bitches like a girl, judicious use of the pointy stick and fully aware of the fact its a game so doesn't take it seriously.

hahaha! 'people don't like me because I'm beautiful', nothing to do with being a vain and vaccuous bint then?

Her accent can't help either. I know I shouldn't judge on such things but sith ifrican accents really do annoy me.

I'll be sorry to see her go. She is hilariously lacking in self-awareness. I am sure she's been selectively edited, but her response to being nominated was to whine about how hard it is being beautiful and how it makes women not like you. Acting superior and telling people off having nothing to do with it obviously

Is Dan the one with the daft bit of hair on his noggin? I'm ambivalent about him. His audition stuff was utterly annoying but he seems like a nice enough stick.

Please shoot me.

hehe, great response to vanessa there

If you follow the link below Lyra, the important stuff is all there. Headphones need though

I hope you are taking about Marco the seal, Az. No-one could dislike the lovely Dan...

Eh? She's got a hairy chest and flat breasts too then.

GAH I forgot to set the video, i wanted to see them all screaming at each other.

hehehehe

Vanessa's apparent reason for disapproving of the foodfight is 'I'm from Africa. I know drought. I know starvation. I respect food and water to much to waste them. I know I had a maid and a gardener but...'

Best response from the other side:

I'm from Africa, I know drought, i know starvation... Did she really say that? In that case - I'm from Europe and I know the Holocaust. And Euro Disco.

she wears annoying legwarmers all the time

Can I just state for the record that the bald, camp, attention-seeking one is a right twat and no mistake? Thank you.

Yep the blonde one who mows the lawn wearing nothing but a scarf and thinks she's Isadora Duncan

shell?

who went penelopepitstop?

Sorry Peally - When I say all penelopepitstop I am referring to the kind of woman who goes all victimy and crys out 'heyulp! heyulp!' so people will make a fuss of her.

Geezers need excitement.

At the same time as we are berrating all those pissed up thugs starting trouble we have a television programme mixing alchohol and violence for our viewing pleasure. Great innit?

03.00

The house coverage may be gone, but you can be sure as hell the E4 text ticker isn't. As the clock strikes 3 it re-appears with the message: "We'll get back to the house just as soon as we can, in the meantime keep those texts coming."

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03.08

Oh good god, we're back. Victor is in the garden, making a bit of a speech. "see if I dance with you at the reunion party," he says before going to the toilet. Michelle sits in the living area.

Victor: "Man I'm chilling. Waiting til the morning, innit? We'll do this again. And lunchtime.

Michelle sits with Stuart on the decking. The only other visible person is Jay, pacing up and down the lawn.

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03.10

We lose video and sound yet again... they're just teasing us!

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03.11

V: ".. and I haven't been expletiveing evicted."
M: "Well neither have I, I've been behind the kitchen."

So it seems everyone knows the truth about what happened in the bedsit, and appears Victor hasn't been kicked out...

Jason's now getting pretty irate.

J: "It's a expletiveing disgrace mate, they're like expletiveing animals."
V: "I can expletiveing say what I want man, I don't believe this shit."

Stuart discovers he can't get in the toilet.

S: "It would be cool to do a piss in the Big Brother garden, wouldn't it?"

V: "So what kinds of things did you hear in there then?"
M: "Can we talk about this tomorrow? Because to be honest (starts to cry), I just wanted to.. sort things out with people."
V: "Now come on, don't cry. Don't worry about it, just forget it man. It's bullshit."

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03.15

V: "Seriously, I really didn't wanna piss you off man. The same as Jay, I'm here for a reason - I'm here to ruffle feathers.. in more ways than you know. My face could have been a different guys face, but why am I here? you don't know this stuff."

(sound is cut)

V: "... I knew Dan and Marco were gonna be here, that's all I knew. I did my homework man. What a expletiveing .. I've even still got this microphone on. This is bullshit."

Stuart and Michelle hug as she sobs.

M: "I feel like most people will be against me, they'll be suspecting me. i did disgaree with a lot of things that Victor's being saying and I wanted to talk to him about it. I just couldn't handle it."
S: "I hear you but you've got to remember where we are, like... like.. it's almost you've got to take the way that you feel, your opinions and everything, just put them in a ball and put them outside these walls. Stuff doesn't matter in here... it doesn't matter what people think, this place isn't real."
M: "Thing is I'm not a bad person, but i feel like people are gonna be against me now because I've sat and listened to them saying stuff."

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03.20

M: "Oh Stu, I just wanted to see you so much. i wanted to see nadia and I wanted to see Marco."
S: "Don't worry."
M: "Are they talking about me?"
D: (whispers) "No. There are people who can't draw the boundaries between the walls and the outside. You've got to be able to see that there's something beyond it, you know."

(sound cut)

M: "I've not been evicted. The public voted for me to do this task, kind of thing."
S: "You've done it like a job almost. It wasn't your choice. It's almost like a cliche, but we're pawns - we're doing what they want us to do."
M: "I'm not worried any more. If I go next week, I go next week. If people wanna say things to me then they will."

Michelle breaks down in tears again and is hugged by Stuart.

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03.27

E4 is now asking viewers 'have tonight's events brought Stu and Michelle closer together?' Who cares? We want to know what's happened to Shell, Emma and co...

Unfortunately the live feed director is just as interested in that; Michelle talks about which of Stu's alter-egos she prefers.

She also prefers the orange hairband to the purple one, apparently. Thrilling.

"Look at that table, that's incredible," says Stu as unseen people enter the room.

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03.33

M: "What do you think the next step from here is then? They can't put these people in the same room again."

Jay and Victor are now sitting on the chairs on the opposite side of the room.

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03.37

Stuart forages the wreckage of the kitchen for some munchies.

Victor: "Do I know you? You look mega, mega familiar."

It can't be seen but Vic is possibly talking to one of the rumoured security guards now positioned inside the house.

Jay starts throwing mini loaves of bread at Victor.

S: "I can't believe the state of the place."

Sound and video are cut...

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03.40

Finally we cut to the bedroom. Nadia is lying flat on her bed, while Marco is sitting up. They're silent, but very much awake.

E4 is now asking 'so why do they all look so sad?'

M: "I really wanna speak to someone now. I can't function until i speak to somebody. If I can't speak to somebody then I'm just gonna go."
N: "You're not gonna jeopardise your position now because of some stupid, intimidating bastards. This is so funny and crazy."
Daniel: "I think we can safely say we've made the papers again tomorrow."

(Nadia laughs)

D: "I don't think up to now it's been front page but tomorrow it will be."

Ahmed says it's too late now for them to run a story - Dan says they've still another couple hours before it goes to print.

No sign of Shell, Vanessa or Emma in the room.

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03.44

D: "I feel like we're in prison and a whole riot has kicked off."
M: "It has."

Dan lies down on the bed and pulls the covers over his head.

M: "Do you think they'll give us a lie-in tomorrow?"
N; "Oh my expletiveing God. This is so not happening."
M: "I need someone to speak to. I can't stand the silence. I can't stand not knowing what's going on now."
N: "One thing's for sure - Jay, no way hose he's going to stay. Sorry Dan, no way he's worthy of being here.
D: "Why you saying sorry to me?"
N: "Because i feel like you're close to him."
D: "I can't condone what he's done tonight. i can understand what he's done tonight because he's got a temper on him."
M: "Did I provoke him tonight?"
N: "No, I don't understand that.. why you?"
D: "Because he's a weaker one."

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03.52

Daniel sits on the end of Marco's bed as they sit in contemplation.

Marco laughs as he mentions the tricks the two girls played on some of the HMs.

M (joking): "Do you think we've beaten the most heated moment from last year when someone turned round and went 'prick'?
D: "I think we've beaten the most heated moment on TV ever."

Nadia stands at one of the doors shouting "Please talk back to me" I'm not 100% sure but it sounded like she was calling to 'shell'.

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03.56

Nadia faces a camera. "I can't stay locked up here forever!"
D: "Darling, we've been locked up here for the past five weeks!"

No, it was Michelle and not Shell Nadia was calling to.

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03.58

Nadia rubs herself up against one of the walls..

N (joking): "Right Big Brother, I've got scissors.. I'm gonna start slashing stuff. Do you hear me?"

This is crazy. C4 have put all those people's lives at risk. They have expletiveed up big time.

ok I am kinda upto speed now - but why did jason kick off with nadia?

so what did anyone else have do with anything?

and which one is penelopepitstop?

emma is a thick shit and picked a fight with another shitforbrains cause he said she was thinck (which isn't slagging someone off if its true, is it?)

as in I did read scarlets post but am still none the clearer

can someone give me a summary of what happened, what started it and what people did?

cheers

hehehe Az. I told you you couldn't beat a bit of mindless entertainment...

For those of you who are interested and missed this kicking off, a spy over on th eother side who works for BB has said that Victor was actually trying to calm it down but Emma appears to be the one who lost it big style. It appears that Emma is the one who got violent before the lovely Dan carried her out to the bedroom. She was temporarily removed and there remains some doubt over whether or not she will be returned. The Jilly-Cooper-alike got all penelopepitstop and was under medical supervision with the stress of it all. Victor and Jason got warnings.

Footage here

users.ox.ac.uk/~chri1957/bb5-violencebreaksout-e4live-340kbroadband.wmv.wmv

i'm off fnordle. nightynight!

shit! i missed it!!!

bollocks! hahahaha.

do it again and i'll tape it!

bugger, I want to see if they repeat them now

Victor thinks that he's made from spongecake and living in a wibblewobbly land of jam - fnord

shit, that was quick

THERE IT WAS!!!!!1 MY TEXT JUST WENT PAST!

I'm REALLY off to bed now

keep an eye out for my text!

night jim!

*chases after jim in comedy big shoes and throws bucket of tinsel over him*

*and then stabs him repeatedly to death*

thats even closer!

*honks comedy horn*

right, i'm away to ma bed. at least i got a bit of work done tonight.

n'night!

200

jim - it's probably quickest in a cab. get there as soon as you can! (i'm in west hampstead)

hehe. i feel MAD tonight. absolutely MAD!

MMMAAD!

'look at the table'

that'll be the table blonde squaddie muscle bum prick smashed.

Emma and Stuart are talking lovey dovey now
*gag*

you're in so much trouble tree

right, what's the quckest way to notting hill?

I reckon we should all text that in -

Victor thinks that he's made from spongecake and living in a wibblewobbly land of jam

ARRGGHHH!!!!!

take it away!

JAM

don't leave me with jim! he's one of them!

fnord - clowns in your bed with hammers and machettes. victor am get you when you are sleepy. GRR

nutsacks, I've got to get some sleep. ring me if they start fighting again, tape it and turn it into an mpeg for me.

don't make me put my make up on...

cos he was just as bad tree, (an ex squaddie too, which explains a lot).

jim - erm...from your experiences yeah ;o)

it's pathetic how the other guys go quiet when victors opining about himself for hours. cowards! why doesn't the blonde male with breasts and a horrid face stand up to him?

where are those vacuous blonde characters?

haha fnord.

just an average girl then ;O)

seriously - there's a couple of proper personality disorders in there aren't there? victor can only behave on his terms. gets aggressive if he's not in control. michelle is just mental. needy and desperate.

"he has a pair of oversized shoes and a white makeup kit "

hehe!

mr strange, won't you tell me why the world in which live in is so soft.

it'll kick off bigtime gooseberry Hartleys tomorrow

shut up victor!!!!!

it's only a matter of time before he goes wobbleysponge

Victor claims that his nicknames are 'the milkman' because he always delivers and 'Mr Slick' because he always gets the job done. He describes himself as being like Marmite because people either love him or hate him. At university he was President of the African and Caribbean Society. he has a pair of oversized shoes and a white makeup kit

ah, males and their bravado

he's SUCH a twat!

everyone sounds quite happy! I reckon he'll kill them all in their sleep when they don;t expect it

victor really does like the sound of his own voice doesn't he?

didn't he tell big brother he was the house intellectual or something?

hahaha fnord. hehe

THEY'VE expletiveING CUT IT AGAIN

Victor all dressed up in his own gear, no psycho clown makeup in sight

he's talking about ahmed in the toilet.

wibblewobbly land of jam hahaa

and be made of sponge

victor is the worlds biggest bellend.

if he were any stupider, he would float off.

"it's not his fault, he's just doing his job"

sounds like he;s out?

all seems quite restrained now - not sure if he's staying or not

ooh, no its back.

Victor's still there...

remember the clown at the end of the kids bed in poltergeist?

*shivers*

off to bed.

back on!

*backs away scared*

let me live jim, i want to grow old! kill socrates instead.

i'm being deadly serious here tree, i've got the make-up and the wig on and three dead brazilians to prove to it.

jim - that's probably because prancer liked to bake.

they remind me of reindeers for some reason.

blister and dishes

(mr. and mrs.)

hey, let's try to think of oven glove/quiz show names??

they're getting their own quiz show later this year

night az.

is it just me who's actually quite enjoying the oven gloves? i think they're funny to look at

just speculating tree.

but i reckon the producers are in there begging them all not to leave.

nothing's happened - still oven gloves and hoses, nothing has been decided that I can see

got to be some low paid night shift bb workers shitting themselves trying to work out what to do as the show falls apart in front of them.

it's just ads innit?

really jim? victor is gone?

has anyone actually hit anyone?

and whats the point of channel 4 trying to get them all to kill each other if they're not going to show it?

I just cleaned my tussypegs and came back to see if the hosepipe was alright!

Bed now. *bed*

simont is great for that. hehe. every evening. around 7 o'clock. each thread around latest that's got the merest whiff of tv on it...rises to the top as he gets home from work.

the clown has left the building.

i'm 48 stone heavier

i'm sure i just saw them move.

whats the latest?

go to bed! the oven gloves haven't done anything new

Imagine if SimonT wasn't watching this live? He'll be distraught.

Well I've just switched this on to see what all the fuss is about. All I could see was Rivaldo clutching his face.

hehehe yes! they're shit

have you seen what you get if you go one channel up from e4+1 fnord?

soemone warn edu! before it too late!

on the other hand, go for it clown, and while you there... gilberto called you a twat

hehehehe

Is that the live webfeed?

sweet dreams az

Please post updates on the hosepipe nozzle as and when they happen.

night Az, I'm going to watch the replay and see if the future generations like Roberto Carlos are in danger

bollocks, i was watching the oven glove again

Shit, have I been watching pictures of oven gloves for an hour? hehehe my brain she is rotted. I go now.

*has nightmares about clowns shooting gordon banks for saving their headers*

yay! fight just started on e4+1

haha jim. To be fair, they do put different bird noises on. They just had a wood pigeon.

hahaha

Channel 4 asks: What a night! What are your thoughts?

Caz from Whitley Bay txts - I thnk ur a bnch of fkn cnts. How is Plé?

you would if Charlie Dimmock's tits were hanging out over them

i'm not watching a repeat of hosepipes and oven gloves.

apparently the live internet feeds have been cut, son;t know if anything was showing on that. wonder if e4+1 will show it all again?

STOP BEING SHIT C4!

And his nemesis wasn't far away. Emma was all smiles when she went into the garden to greet her old adversary. "Hi Victor - how's it going petal? You look quite scary in that outfit," she chirped to no response from the surly clown.

I bet the rozzers are there trying not to laugh at Victor Pierrot Grimaldi while reading him his rights.

I've got my tea and biccies now, you'll be relieved to hear

I ate a kilo of lasagne last night. I know this because I weighed it. I won't need to eat until February again now.

i feckon there's been a mass walk out.

haha. you should see how much food i've made! :O) at least 3 plates of pasta with a garlic bread baguette. i'm going to die in bed of a heart attack soon. it will be great. hehe

Gah! 12 idiots in fancy dress are knocking seven shades of shite out of each other and Channel 4 put a crap indie band on!

Man, they really have gone down hill this last year, haven't they?

the best bit of bb in ages and the'yre not even showing it!

the kids are bed! Pele's safe! let us see...

In the kitchen with the hosepipe nozzle?

youi don't get tv like that every day

the cowboy holding back the clown as he tried to kill the traffic warden.

STILL no expletiveing pics
bastards

hehehe it'd have been shit in normal clothes, just a shame that the others weren't still in full get-up. it'd have been like the Village People having a bustup over writing credits

And the really ace thing is that I'm dressed as a saucy nun right now so I really felt a part of it.

Falcao had just got a taxi home though, luckily for him.

i'm just so happy this happened in fancy dress.

a zombie Pele - bet HE'D never get erectile dysfunction

pah! those dayshifters with their talk about THIS! and THAT! they're asleep now, not caring one iota that trevor brookleys mate 'pellet' might be undead

I think we've all bonded a bit over our experiences tonight. we can all look back on this tomorrow and feel that much closer for having come through it together, and all those dayshifters won't "get" us and our Pele in-jokes and Victor face masks

i think that answered me

right now, very thank you

100

btw, serious question fnord, are you 'gay'?

hehehe.

small penis syndrome I think

what was victor angry about then?

everytime i see trevor brookley i think of that. and that's pretty often really isn't it?

i'm cooking heap big pasta. and garlic bread. you're all invited. be ready in about 10 minutes

WANTED: for the murder of pelé

gggrrrr I want fights and deaths, not taps and hoses

hahahaha

Hehehe. Good old Pile.

oh dear me i'm chortling again just thinking about it.

y'know how friendly and diplomatic pele is? how he loves everyone and reckons beirut will win the next world cup and that his close friend kevin campbell should be european footballer of the year depending on who's asking him the questions?

anyway, a few years back pele is presenting some fifa football awards dinner thing (i can't remember exactly) and pele had to introduce trev. . .

"Ladies and gentlemen, i want to introduce to you my very good friend, Trevor Brookley!"

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

*crying with laughter*

There's that odd girl staring into the camera again. She must be traumatised by the slaughter of Pele.

e4 had ads on forever!

HAHAHA

I can't believe they went away to an ad and them came back to a picture of a hosepipe nozzle.

Can't we have some cartoons or summat? Or a potter's wheel?

should get back to the work i was doing before this started.

I don't think Pele is dead. I'm sure I would have remembered.

there's been about 10 mins of adverts.

pele is dead then?

or right away from rudd.

(That's to the Az question, not to the Pele one.)

find out next week...

Yes

is pele really dead?

is reuben az?

what did Trebor boockling say about pele?

Right, I'm bored with it again now. All is right with the world and I can go back to educating Little Tommy.

What Trevor Brookebond line?

He wants to get that looked at. I would.

i just cannot ever think of pele without remembering that trevor brookley line. that expletiveing cracked me up for a good few months.

PELE IS FINE! except for his erection problems.

I'll tell you what, it's a good job Garrincha has already carked it or he'd be a worried man by now.

Oh shit... somebody nip round to Mrs Pele's house and make sure she doesn't accidentally turn the telly on.

hehe tree!

i hope pele's not dead.

trevor brookley will be really upset

i want to see what going on in the diary room.

Who's the girl with the terrible skin?

WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF PELE?

you said kaka

*giggles*

kaka's next...

VICTOR HAS KILLED DENILSON!!!!

hehe this is what I imagine BB to be like most of the time. Big scraps and then lingering pictures of garden furniture in lieu of anything of even the remotest interest being said or done.

exactly az...

fnord - they're in the former east germany??

tea and a biccie for me

booo! bring back the picture and sound and killings!

it's 2 in the morning! time for my evening meal. back in a bit

Stuart: "I wanna see what is going down."
Emma: "He threw the wine over me first."

Shell finally emerges from the bathroom asking for Vanessa - it transpires that Van, Jay and Victor are all in the DR...

hey, we're having a laugh and that here right? but on a serious note. i really hope victor doesn't kill pele.

Hold on, what timezone are they in?

off = of

close up off oven gloves... something's going down in the bb house...

i haven't watched any in a week. we watched a bit earlier when they let those nice thick girls back in but after about 5 minutes i'd gone totally doolally flip and cross eyed.

Hahaha

What does this mean?

"victors killing pele, they're shutting the security blinds"

I know you're trying to be a good boy tree, but...

SAVE PELE!

I WOULD!

i've seen it happen fnord. don't laugh. i lost a friend of mine to a world made from preserves when i was younger.

Hehe tree, yeah, I never miss a second.

(I was flicking through the channels for some teaty action when I saw something happening on BB. I decided to mark this unusual occurrence by watching it for a bit. Is it always like this? Has that lad got a tumour on his head?)

now shell's collapsed. we could see a live chunder.

I want this post immortalised forever, possibly by a staue of Victor standing arms crossed on a pot of seedless raspberry:

17/6/04 01:54
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in defence of victor - he's massively thick and therefore could well believe that he's made from spongecake and living in a wibblewobbly land of jam

victor's killing pele! OH MY GOD! hahaha

kris - look, i watched a proper programme about a writer and that. that makes me a good boy doesn't it?

I can't help it

pele = people

victors killing pele, they're shutting the security blinds

it was the wibblywobbly bit

hehe fnord - the jam line? hehe

my fingers are really itching. does that mean someone somewhere is talking about them?

I've expletiveing gone off on one now you sod

kris - don't start! hehe.

this is actually sort of good tv. and i can say that safely in the knowledge that i don't have any idea what good tv actually is.

who's riichard?

jesus I'm crying

um, so in a sentence or two - what are they arguing about?

and what's superbore richard done?

hahahaha still laughing

that would be quite cute tree, and he's far from that.

hahaha you tit, I nearly pissed myself there

Oh tree...

hahahahahahahahahaha

in defence of victor - he's massively thick and therefore could well believe that he's made from spongecake and living in a wibblewobbly land of jam

it was quite scary for a bit, like watching a bit of domestic violence unfold right in front of you.

except the US one where one bloke went for someone with a knife

trying to think of a similar situation in the past, but they've never had anyone quite so unstable before I don;t think

i wonder if victor will actually come back in or be made to leave through the diary room? c4 might want ratings but...

oos, didn;t mean to post all that

Michelle: "Shell, chicken, the thing is it's all over now."
Shell (sobbing): "It's not your fault... at all... I just thought.. someone.. was going to .. get hurt."
Emma: "I would not start a expletiveing fight for no reason. Let me just say, he's been bad mouthing me. I'm sorry Shell."
Shell: "Just be careful with him. Whatever happens out there.. they're gonna do stuff."
Emma: "Watch him, his arse is gonna be kicked when he gets out of this house."
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always knew az was pure big brother underneath his august, laconic northern literary genius exterior

i thought that too tree, even before this kicked off you he's the sort of fella you could quite easily imagine hitting a woman.

he got made violent

i don't get it still?

funny though - about an hour or so ago me and mrs. tree were talking about victor (i just watched a superb patricia highsmith documentary on bbc4 btw) and i said 'i know that sort of chap, watch him. he'd be very easy to make violent'

that said. what's happened?

van - 'i know about poverty, we lived in africa and had a shortage of food and water, yes we had a maid but...'

hahahahaha

hahaha a guy in clown make and a gaping dressing gown going crazy ape bonkers at a gobby thick northern bint while a Portuguese transsexual and a deeply annoying camp man laugh.

Where's Ahmed? Is he crying in the shed again?

01.30 - 01.45

Shell hugs her as Vanessa sobs hard; Shell too starts to cry and Jason holds them both.

S (through tears): "We don't have to live in a pig sty, we don't have to have food fights. We can do this together - please don't leave us."

The tears slowly turn to laughter.

S: "I wanna see my mu and I wanna see Scott and you wanna see your mum and you wanna see Richard so we can do this together."
J: "You don't wanna let the chimpanzees see you crying when you come in here."

Jason leaves and the two girls continue to hold hands.

D: "She's really come out of herself now (Michelle). She's more relaxed. I think it's five days with Vanessa that's done it."
V: "I've no problem with her at all."

Jason flips the table in the living area and starts yelling at Nadia, pointing in her face. Nadia screams back as Marco looks on aghast. "I'll expletiveing take your head off," Jason tells Emma.

Things kick off amongst everyone and the camera switches to the outside shot. "Never expletive with me, Emma!" shouts Victor as plates are heard being smashed.

BB calls Victor to the DR immediately. "You ain't expletiveing shit to me," he tells Emma. "I'll expletiveing show you!"

It seems as if Victor and Emma have been dragged apart. "I'll expletiveing kill ya," Emma shouts as she's dragged away to the bedroom. Stuart holds Victor back.

victor was about to kill emma i think.

whoah!

erm, what happened?

I want to lead a pastoral existence. Flowers don't deliberate cool you out and go "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM I'M GOING TO F.UCKING KILL YOU!".

hehe, thats got me giggling

haha fnord

nothing funnier than seeing a bloke in clown makeup going off on one

back inside now though

its gonig to end in violence and the police

Not on normal Channel 4, though they did go to an exterior shot and kept the sound on.

they were in the ads while it started kicking off I think

yes, great isn;t it?

Is anyone watching Big Brother right now?