Beside The Empty Seat*

A Somewhat Personal and Very Non-objective View of Life In Japan


ISSUE: May/June 2005

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This Month's Topics:

  1. Japan's mania for punctuality claims over 100 lives

  2. Japan upsets its No. 1 trade partner

  3. Private prisons reach Japan

  4. What's the Japanese word for 'chutzpah'? 

  5. Crime File

  6. Japan's power companies rank very low in green terms

  7. Careful where you put on your makeup!

  8. The SDF deterring a Chinese invasion? Maybe not . . .

  9. Don't trust US beef? Well why did you eat it then?

  10. Victim or robber? Hard to tell the difference, sometimes

  11. Say That Again

  12. Flying JAL? Then don't forget your knife!

  13. A Japanese 'Beau Geste' gets taken in Iraq? 

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'I recently had to take a friend to hospital and I was puzzled to notice 'consulting room 3' being next to 'consulting room 5' -- what happened to room4? Well, I later discovered that 'Four' in Japanese is pronounced the same as death and is therefore considered unlucky. Indeed, hospitals and apartment blocks often have no 4th floor. Sounds quaint, ah? Then when was the last time you stayed in an American hotel room on the 13th floor?'
(For more like this, please visit the 'Gaijin's Guide to Living in Japan')

'With the sunshine becoming less of a stranger now that spring is here (until the onset of the rainy season, that is), you might like to get a bird's eye view of this city. Well, there are many high up vantage places you can visits, including:
* The
Shinjuku Center Building, with its free 53rd floor. For more information, call 3345-1281.

* Tokyo Big Sight Tower Building, with an outside observatory that gives a 360 degree view of land and sea around Tokyo Bay. For more information, call 5530-111.
* The Tokyo Metropolitan Government Office (city hall), with two 45th floor observatories. For more information, call 5321-1111.
* The 'Top of Ebisu', with a free panoramic view of Tokyo from the 39th floor -- you can even eat up there! For more information, call 5423-7111.
'

(For more suggestions, check out the 'Gaijin's Guide to Enjoying Tokyo')

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Well there goes another issue! In a way, I think I might even miss compiling this page every month, and I like to delude myself that some of you folk out there in cyberspace will also miss my pointless rants and rambles. However, the June issue will definitely be the last. It is, of course, possible that some brave soul might take up the reins of the 'Empty Seat' and continue my work as a thorn in the side of those who try to hide unflattering news in Japan, but that's just a maybe. Will the Gaijin bestir himself enough to compile a swansong next month? Will the 'dark side' help him to leave Japan before he plans, after a stay in the Immigration jail? Does anyone give a damn one way or the other? To find the answers to these and other such mind-numbing questions, pop around and satisfy your curiosity around the middle of next month. OK? OK it is!

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* Regular travellers on Japan's buses and trains know that the seat next to a foreigner will
 usually remain empty, even during the rush hours. This can rankle at first but should really be seen as a relief in a place where space is hard to find. It is also amusing to see a tired 'salaryman' torn between sitting next to a foreigner or remaining on his feet!


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