Yes, that statement has been said by millions, hopefully, billions of fans in the world. I'm sure all the Capitals fans said that the night the Wings won the Cup. I'm sure somewhere in this wonderful country known as the U.S.A., bumper stickers that say "Red Wings Suck" are being manufactured at alarming rates. I hope to see these stickers on cars everywhere in the future. I hope to see Wings flags being burned outside of opponents arenas. I wanna see riots like those brought upon in France during the World Cup by the Hooligans of England. But most of all, I'd love to see the Wings get their bloody, cheap shot, cocksucking asses kicked! And look, it fucking happened, those fucking bastards were beaten, no 3-peat, and nothing but doubts left behind on whether they can retain the crown. They'll never get back to the top with the shitty play they did this postseason, goes to show you, building up before the trade deadline doesn't do you shit without chemistry and teamwork.

 

Darren McCarty

Good Ol' Darren McCarty, the fucker just pisses me off looking at him, what a damn queer! I must admit, not bad for a goon, he can score, and sort of fight. Sticks his damn nose where it shouldn't be though. He'll get his one day. I can't wait to see Scott Parker give it to him right in the kisser, or even better, Claude Lemieux. Yeah, he's had his fun with Lemieux already, and he may have beat him down, but I'll tell ya one thing, he's gonna get that fucker back, and when he does, I'm gonna be laughing my ass off! And I'm sure Lemieux was laughing after McCarty wouldn't shake his hand after the series, what a fucking sore loser, you'd think he'd shake it, it's not like they fought or anything, damn bastard.

Sergei Fedorov

Now, here is a real winner. Fedorov, the huge holdout!! All you damn Wing fans actually still like the fucker after he holds out for half a season. Like you needed his ass, you were doing fine without him, then you go wasting all this money on him just to get to the conference finals. Oh yeah, I forgot about his 16 year old whore, who is that? Umm, Kournikova, that tennis player, yeah, she looks pretty damn good, but I guess this year, he was thinking of her so much, and all the money he made last year, that he just didn't seem to care to win in the playoffs this year. Damn, look at him, a god damn orphan child.

Martin Lapointe

Oh, here is another winner. What a dick!! Look at him with his semi-jerry curl. This man has a reputation for being one of the strongest men in the game, yeah, it shows when I play NHL98 on PSX, fucker knocks me out in one punch, What is up with that! Damn flaw! I never see him do shit in any game, and I don't see how any goalie could be scored on by him. He has come up with big goals, but shit, lame goals. And look at his ass this year, Parker gets up in his face, and he looks like he is about to cry at the sight of Parker, fucking pussy, he backed off, and talked smack. All talk, no action. Parker would have wiped the floor with him, and Odgers already did, he didn't prove shit this season.

Jamie Macoun

I got one word for you - YUCK!! This guy is one of the ugliest motherfuckers to ever wear that jersey. I look at him and wonder how the hell people can stand his unshaved ass on the ice. Don't they think about lice or fleas jumping off of him. I tell ya, if I ever saw a billboard on the Interstate with him selling razors or shavers, I'd pull over and throw up, or drive right off the fucking road, he makes me sick. *Shivers* But too bad for Detroit, I hear he's retiring, thank god!

Kirk Maltby

Now, Maltby is a good player, can hit, and is aggressive, but I think the ass thinks too highly of himself. Look at him, young, strong, energetic, what the hell does he think he is doing when he sticks his nose in Twist's face, he must be thinking "I'm dead", but no, he isn't that smart. And the idiot's IQ must be below 20, he misses checks a lot, explains why he flunked physics. Or Geometry for that matter. He was about the only Wing besides Yzerman who was doing anything this playoff season. And then he missed a check, and BAM, he was sitting on the bench for a bit recovering, christ, his timing sucks!

Chris Osgood

I used to think Hextall couldn't stop a shot to save his life, and he can't, but shit, Osgood is worse. Osgood is Nogood. How in the fucking hell do you let a red liner go in, I could see a blue liner, but two red liners in one month, pathetic!! And one he deflected in!! What a damn putz! Too bad this year, bummed knee, and he still tries to play, he looked like a damn gimp out there. Of course, Ranford didn't help shit anyway, he was worse when healthy.

Steve Yzerman

Steve Yzerman, well, what can I say, he was pretty damn good this season, I really can't sit here and make fun of him, he's a great player, although, I would like to see the fucker get that damn expression of his face. All the years I see the bastard, haven't seen him smile yet, it's weird, it's like when you are a little kid and your parents tell you not to keep that sad look on your face, or it'll stick, well, that's what happened to Yzerman.

Chris Chelios

Chris Chelios, that bastard traitor, ya know, he says he will never leave Chicago, and he will finish his career in Chicago. Well, that obviously didn't happen, that bastard! I loved how we received him though, and I was lucky enough to be able to attend that game myself. I boo-ed as loud as I could when the fucker stepped on the ice, and to my surprise, so did everyone else, he deserved it, especially when he has a no-trade clause, and he only decides his fate, so he had to tell Wirtz he wanted out! Fucker!

Wendel Clark

Wendel Clark, a rent-a-player at the trade deadline, helped the Wings a bit, about the only thing he did really was stand in the crease and get a bunch of disallowed goals, that basically fucked the Wings in a couple of games, HA! What a pickup this guy is, he can take hits, has a bad back because of it, but the Wings were stupid enough to take him in, thinking it would ensure a Cup. Heh, looks like it just ensured them a defeat in the playoffs, he was invisible to the entire league, didn't do shit!

Tomas Holmstrom

Well, Tomas Holmstrom, known to my friends and I as the GTF, or Gap-Toothed Fuck. This guy, unbelievably was allowed in the U.S. Sure showed he can't speak a lick of the language at the parade last year. Had an under-par season this year, by many standards. I didn't really see much of him this season, although he scored some goals in the playoffs that put away my Avs for those WHOLE 2 GAMES they beat us in. Then he was invisible! My thoughts, he needs to get that gap filled in, and he needs to get off this shitty team to have a chance to play better.

Nicklas Lidstrom

The All-Star defenseman for the Detroit Red Wings. Well, I didn't hear about him as much this year as I did last year. He had a decent season, and that shot he has can be a killer punch, but christ, you pair him with Chelios, that's a fucking joke! Two offensive defensemen, fast, but still offensive minded. Sure, they did decent the first two games, but the Forsberg and company tore them a new asshole. I can't remember how many times I saw Chelly sitting there looking like he just lost the Cup, over and over again. Lidstrom, he's good, can't argue. But pair him with a defensive defenseman, not Chelios.

Well, if any of you out there have anyone you want me to add, just email me at lroling@colint.com and I'd be happy to hear you suggestions on player's that need to be on this list.