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NOTE:These wavs have been collected from the net over the past two years. | ||
WAV | SIZE | DESCRIPTION |
"anykey.wav" | 38.4kb | Homer: To start press any key. Wheres the anykey? |
"awwcrap.wav" | 13.1kb | Homer: awwcrap! |
"ayeaye.wav" | 17.4kb | Homer: ayeaye captain. |
"baddonut.wav" | 85.2kb | Homer: mmm, forbidden doughnut *goble goble* |
"balogna.wav" | 66.2kb | Homer: My balogna has a first name its H-O-M-E-R. My balogna has a second name its H-O-M-E-R. |
"beer.wav" | 41.6kb | Homer: mmm, beer. |
"blubber.wav" | 28.2kb | Homer: woohoo, look at that blubber fly. |
"bongohed.wav" | 135kb |
Homer: I hope I havent upset you BONGO HEAD. *Homer playing Mr.Burns' head like a bongo* Mr.Burns: Oh, I should be resisting this but im paralized with rage, and I'm in rhythm. |
"boogiema.wav" | 12.6kb | Homer: *scream* Boogieman! |
"boring.wav" | 20.8kb | Homer: boring. |
"brain.wav" | 83.1kb | Homer: Alright brain you don't like me and I don't like you, but lets just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer. |
"burp.wav" | 6.12kb | Homer: *burp!* |
"candotht.wav" | 38.7kb | Homer: *surprised* Computers can do that? |
"candybar.wav" | 172kb |
Marge: Homer, you didn't tell me that Mr.Burns went broke and lost the nuclear power plant. Homer: Now I can't remember every little thing that happens in my day. Marge: You told me about that candybar you found three times. Bart: You found a candybar!? Homer: Oh yes gather around my son and I shall tell you a tale. |
"chocolate.wav" | 30.9kb | Homer: mmm, chocolate. |
"crazyhomer.wav" | 190kb |
Homer: No tv and no beer make Homer something something. Marge: Go crazy? Homer: Don't mind if I do! *yelling insanely* Marge: *screams & runs away* |
"doh.wav" | 4.09kb | Homer: doh! |
"doughnuts.wav" | 63.1kb | Homer: Doughnuts, is there anything they can't do?. |
"eatdirt.wav" | 42.5kb | Homer: The other day I was so desperate for a beer I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers. |
"evilhomer.wav" | 93.9kb | Homer: (singing) I am evil Homer, I am Evil Homer. |
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