You know, reading small print can seriously strain you optical sensoral organs. You shouldn't be reading this if you take any pride in your eagle-like eyesight. You should really go for a routine eye exam every three months, and should also go to the dentist every six months. Failure to do so could result in serious medical conditions such as cavities and gingivitis. I once had a friend who didn't brush his teeth for three years, and one day, while biting into an onion and garlic bagel, all his teeth shattered. However, he got a good deal on a pair of wooden teeth from the local CVS, and he wears them all the time, and polishes them consistently, despite the fire risk. Speaking of fire, have you noticed how warm it's getting? If you are feeling warm in any way, by all means, remove all articles of clothing. Hey, peculiar place for a birthmark. That should cool you down. If you have read to this point, congradulations! Please, E-mail me with your name and address, and I will come to your house and give you your prize. A slap upside the head. You're the most pathetic person I have ever met! Don't you have something better to do, like save the whales? But I wander off the subject at hand. I believe that El Nino is just a rumor made up by the notepad companies to confuse the populus. When we are all worried about El Nino, they will strike, killing all that oppose them. We won't see it coming. And whatever happened to the old Batman series? "Same bat time, same bat channel!". Who could not like that? But come on, when was the last time that you punched a guy and he went "Zowy", or "Ga-lunk", or "ka-powy"? If he did, please tell me, so I can sell him to the circus. "Come see the Amazing, weird, sound making man that says "Zowy" when you punch him!". That would rake in alot of dough. It would be a great success. People would come from miles around to see him. He would be an international hit. He would have his own religion. "The Church of Zowy". If everybody followed the teachings of Zowy, the world would be a better place. Trust me on this one. I know, and knowing is half the battle. What battle, I don't know, but if I did, that would only be half of it. The other half I wouldn't know. Well, I hope that it was as good for you as it was me. If you would like to see this again, please notify the owner of this web page. That happens to be the Almighty Namyak, Lord of the Universe. Really.

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