N8's Random Stupidity
Some of these are absolutely insane and make no sense.
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If you wake up in the morning and you see
a giant rabbit eating your telephone, roll over and go back to sleep 'cause
it's going to be a bad day.
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A couple of years ago they said steak is good
for you. Later, they said steak was bad for you. Now, they
are saying steak is good for you again. They've always said chocolate
is bad for you. Therefore, it doesn't matter what they say.
They are stupid.
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What a great country we live in, where a man
who wore tie-dyed spandex and feathers for 25 years could be elected Governor
of Minnesota. God bless America! [And Hulk Hogan for President! --
owner's note]
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Life is like chips and salsa. Sometimes
you break off some of the chip down in the salsa, and you have to fish
it out with another chip and then get your hand in the salsa and get it
all messy.
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School should be graded on attendance and
class participation. Especially in college.
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Never eat the mystery meat, no matter how
hungry you are. Your happiness depends on it.
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Giving, not receiving, that's what fighting
is about.
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We all learned as little kids that sometimes
you have to fight to keep your blocks.
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The next billionaire will be the person who
invents three sided underwear so that college males can reuse their underwear
three times instead of the usual "turning inside out" tactic that only
allows two usages (not that I ever do this!)
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When a guy goes on a date with a girl who
is the real version of a cartoon image from a Disney movie (for instance,
Aladdin), you can chalk that up as a blusterful day.
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Ah the frustrations of being mortal. For
instance, when you wake up ten minutes before your alarm goes off, and
realize you need to pee in the worst way. If you get up, you will not be
able to get back to sleep, but if you lay in bed, you won't go back to
sleep anyway, no matter how much you want to. Why must we suffer such a
paradox?
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Frosted Lucky Charms are NOT magically delicious
in any way, shape, or form. In fact, they taste like crap!
Unless crap tastes magically delicious.
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Much to the dismay of the female population,
there should be a device that cuts off pointless phone conversations if
they last for more than 2 minutes.
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The world would be a lot better off if those
kids would just give the rabbit some cereal.
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If you are in a snowball fight and you see
a guy running at you wearing boxers, a scarf, and a ski mask and carrying
a huge snowball, RUN! 'Cause, that guy is a psycho!
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If your feet stink...Wash them. However if the cheese in your refrigerator
stinks, don't wash it.
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May your cereal be crispy, and your milk cold.
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