Every woman is beautiful....

A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman", she told him. "I don't understand", he said. His mom just hugged him and said, "And you ever will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason", was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God; and when God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said: "When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world; yet, gentle enough to give comfort." "I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children." "I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining." "I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly." "I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart." "I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly." "And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed." "You see: The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair." "The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides."

26 Things that a perfect guy would do

1. Know how to make you smile when you are down.
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence.
4. Give you the remote control during the game.
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.
6. Play with your hair.
7. His hands always find yours.
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
9. Offer you plenty of massages.
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.
11. Never run out of love.
12. Be funny, but know how to be serious.
13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious.
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.
16. Smile a lot.
17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.
18. Appreciate you.
19. Help others out.
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.
21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching.
22. Sing, even if he can't.
23. Have a creative sense of humor.
24. Stare at you.
25. Call for no reason.
26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just because he loves u that much to quit it.

Hidden meanings behind Pinoy Expressions

1. "Mwah" means... "I love you" haaayyyy kaya pala
2. "La lang" means..... "I miss you"
3. "Ok ka lang?" means... " ano ka hilo?!?!"
4. "Hay nako!" means..... " seryoso ako"
5. "Ingat ka lagi" means... "I care for you"
6. "Musta na?" means... " sino'ng love mo?"
7. "Secret" means..... " ikaw"
8. "Ano'ng problema mo?" means... " hurt naman ako"
9. "Kayo pa rin ba?" means.... "ako naman"
10. "Chick boy ka pala eh!" means..... " ang kapal mo!!!"
11. "Grabe ha!!!" means... " selos ako"
12. "Saan?" means..... " sama ako!"
13. "Shit!" means... "TAE!! pinaganda lang"
14. "Inaantok na ako" means..... "wala kang kwentang kausap"
15. "May gagawin pa ako eh" means..... "maghanap ka ng kausap mo"
16. "Bakit naman?" means..... "alam mo namang ikaw lang"
17. "Nakakaaliw ka" means..... " ang cute mo "
18. "Ewan" means..... " oo "
19. "Ganon?" means... "kapal mo!!"
20. "Eh kasi" means... " nahihiya ako"
21. "Talaga lang ha?" means... "naku, bola!!"
22. "Basta" means... "magtanong ka pa"
23. "Busy ka?" means... " kausapin mo naman ako "
24. "Pwede ba" means... " mas cute naman ako sa kanya "
25. "May kasabay ka?" means..... "nood tayo ng sine & kain sa labas"
26. "Miss' nahulog" means..... "anong number mo?"
27. "Magwiwithdraw pa ako" means... "pucha naman, ikaw muna!!"
28. "May barya ka sa 100?" means..... "pautang muna, sa sweldo na kita babayaran"
29. "Kawawa ka naman" means... "Buti nga...sabi ko sayo eh!"
30. "Susunod ako" means... "umalis ka na! Ang kulit mo eh"
31. "Thank you sa gift ha" means..."Ang cheap mo naman"