Vancouver VS. Panama City


Rather than writing some long essay about Vancouver and Panama, I came up with a few "Top Ten" lists to illustrate the differences between the two cities. It's more fun this way.

  Top 10 Reasons Why I Don't Miss Vancouver     Top 10 Reasons Why I DO Miss Vancouver
10. My tiny bedroom. 10. My dog Coco (sorry Mom, you didn't make this list).
9. Raking leaves in the fall. 9. More & cheaper athletic/outdoor facilities.
8. The Canucks and the Grizzlies. 8. All my stuff is there.
7. Crazy drivers! 7. Greater variety of restaurants.
6. Not as many friendly people. 6. Home cookin'.
5. $5 for a beer!!?? 5. Availability of newer and better services and
products on the market.
4. I would have to get a "real 9 to 5" job. 4. Playing golf.
3. Waking up in the cold mornings. 3. Higher paying jobs.
2. Not many HOT Panamanian girls. 2. Snowboarding with fellow "shredders".
1. My parents are in Vancouver. 1. My friends.

  Top 10 Reasons Why I Like Panama     Top 10 Reasons Why I Don't like Panama
10. Warm weather. 10. Diesel fumes and if the wind is right, sewage odours.
9. You can drink the water right out of the tap. 9. Service from any company is very S-L-O-W.
8. 15¢ bus rides, and $1.50 cab rides. 8. Fearing for your life each time you cross a street.
7. Girls can wear tank tops 365 days a year. 7. Mud everywhere!!!
6. Everybody is so nice and friendly. 6. Some things are the same price as in CDN dollars.
5. $1/beer, $2 lunches, and $5 dinners. 5. Rains every freakin' day.
4. San Blas is a $27 + 45 min. flight away. 4. Sidewalks and roads are as rough as Noriega's face.
3. My job RULES!! 3. Too hot and humid outside to do most athletic activities.
2. Abundance of HOT Panamanian girls. 2. No snow.
1. My parents are not in Panama. 1. My mom can still nag me over the phone at
a reasonable rate.

That's more for now. These lists will change as I continue my life in Panama...stay tuned.