Kiril - the best choice a lady can make...

This page contains admission information for Kiril's prospective wives and an application materials request form

Admission requirements

I understand that the decision of who to marry is one of the most important steps in the career of every woman. I believe that my candidature is valuable (it is recognized by the ASSSRE, UNPeaceCorp, ALLHA, HJUY - West Samoa filial and rated #10 in the soccer team of UNSS) and therefore I expect applications from highly motivated and intellectually/physically potent ladies.

Financial Assistance and Fees

Every prospective wife of mine should entirely carry the financial responsibilities which are corresponding to the great importance and seriousness of the family institution. The financial assistance I offer is very limited and is available only to highly qualified persons with strong educational and moral background. This aid is mainly in the form of assistantships (which may be served in the kitchen) and rarely there are also scholarships for good behaviour and skills in the sphere of Cutchek (Bulgarian citizens only) and striptease (U.S. and permanent residents ONLY)

Fees: $20 per day nonrefundable fee for living on campus (at home) or $15 nonrefundable for living off-campus. Living and personal expenses are to be carried by the spouse. Tuition is free!

Additional information request form

Yes! I want to marry you!
Please send me additional information about:

Financial aid I am eligible to receive

What am I to do if Kiril should bring me down?

Is Kiril gonna beat me?

Does Kiril have a drinking problem?

Kiril does not discriminate in admissions, educational programs, or employment against any individual on account of that individual's race, color, religion, age, disability, status as a special disabled veteran or veteran of the Vietnam era, or national or ethnic origin; nor does Kiril discriminate on the basis of sexual orientation.

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