MY MOVIE QUOTES PAGE

 You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize. -- Reservoir Dogs

Life's a bitch; now, so am I. -- Catwoman, Batman Returns

-- Batman: Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.
-- Catwoman: A kiss can be deadlier if you mean it.
-- Batman Returns

Shouldn't you be holding a crucifix? It is the prop for martyrs. -- Armand, The Birdcage

-- Ugarte: You despise me, don't you?
-- Rick Blaine: If I gave you any thought, I probably would.
-- Casablanca

You see how picky I am about my shoes, and they only go on my feet. -- Cher, about her virginity, Clueless

Childhood's over the moment you know you're gonna die. -- The Crow

-- Boss: I'm just doing my job, Luke.
-- Luke: Calling it your job don't make it right, Boss.
-- Cool Hand Luke

Like most intellectuals, he's intensely stupid. -- Marquise de Merteuil, Dangerous Liaisons

You see, I have no plans to break down her morals. I want her to believe in love and virtue and the sanctity of marriage, and still not be able to stop herself. I want the pleasure of watching her betray everything that is important to her. -- Vicomte de Valmont, Dangerous Liaisons

Give me the strength to be what I was, and forgive me for what I am. -- El Mariachi, Desperado

Like a midget in a urinal, I had to keep on my toes. -- Frank Drebin, Naked Gun:33 1/3

SOME PEOPLE SAY FORGIVE & FORGET; I SAY FORGET ABOUT FORGIVING & JUST ACCEPT. -- Debbie Newberry, Grosse Pointe Blank

A beautiful girl is all powerful and that is as good as love gets. -- Paul, Beautiful Girls

Not a ray of light will show / As the danger begins to grow -- Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Candy is dandy / But liquor is quicker -- Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Our love is like a red, red rose / And I am a little horny. -- The Mask, The Mask

Stop that rhyming now, I mean it / Anybody want a peanut? -- The Princess Bride

-- Jack: Let me copy your math homework.
-- Homo: No, but I'll show you how to do the problems.
-- Jack: I say I'm thirsty and you offer me a sandwich. Thank you, and f**k you.
-- This Boy's Life

First rule in government spending: Why build one thing when you can have two at twice the price? -- S.R. Hadden, Contact

I have to go now, Clarice. I'm having an old friend for dinner. -- Hannibal Lechter, The Silence Of The Lambs

If I'm not back in five minutes, wait longer. -- Ace Ventura, Pet Detective

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? -- Batman

You gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you gonna bite? -- Mr. Blonde, Reservoir Dogs

I feel the need; the need for speed! -- Maverick and Goose, Top Gun

Well I believe in the soul... the c**k...the p***y... the small of a woman's back... the hangin' curveball... high fiber... good scotch... that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap... I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Goodnight. -- Kevin Costner, Bull Durham

The justice system moves swiftly, now that they've abolished all the lawyers. -- Emmett Brown talking about the year 2015, Back to the Future: Part II

People want leadership, Mr. President, and in the absence of genuine leadership, they'll listen to anyone who steps up to the microphone. They want leadership. They're so thirsty for it they'll crawl through the desert toward a mirage, and when they discover there's no water, they'll drink the sand. -- Lewis Rothschild, The American President

I've always held that early marriage is a sure indication of second-rate goods that had to be sold in a hurry. -- Morgan Harris, Anne of Avonlea

Make a little room in your plans for romance again, Anne, girl. All the degrees and scholarships in the world can't make up for the lack of it. -- Aunt Josephine, Anne of Green Gables

I thought nothing could be as bad as red hair. Green is ten times worse. -- Anne Shirley, Anne of Green Gables

I like people who make me like them. Saves me so much trouble forcing myself to like them. -- Aunt Josephine, Anne of Green Gables

Wealth can be very empty when you don't have someone to share it with. But by the time I realized that, no one would have me... except men who wanted my money more than I did. -- Aunt Josephine, Anne of Green Gables

People who talk in metaphors should have to shampoo my crotch. -- Melvin Udall, As Good as it Gets

-- Vanessa: Oh, Austin, that's you in a nutshell.
 -- Austin: No, this is me in a nutshell: "Help! I'm in a nutshell! How did I get into this nutshell?"
-- Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

-- Marcus: You mean, y'all paid, what, $80,000 for this car and you ain't got no damn cup holder?!
-- Mike: It's $105,000 and this happens to be one of the fastest production cars on the planet. Zero to sixty in four seconds, sweetie. Limited edition.
-- Marcus: You damn right it's limited! No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the f**k along.
-- Bad Boys

My wife knows I'm no bitch. I'm a bad boy! -- Marcus, Bad Boys

A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming. -- Barbarella

Some cultures are defined by their relationship to cheese. -- Joon, Benny and Joon

-- Celsius: Chewing gum helps me think.
 -- Albert: Sweetie, you're wasting your gum.
 -- The Birdcage

It's fine Scottish weather we're having. The rain is falling straight down and kind of to the side-like. -- William Wallace, Braveheart

I hope you washed your ass this morning; it's about to be kissed by a king. -- English Commander, Braveheart

I don't know any lepers, but I'm not going to run out and join one of their f**king clubs. -- Bender, The Breakfast Club

-- Andrew: What do you need a fake ID for?
-- Brian: So I can vote!
-- The Breakfast Club

I love my wife. -- Dickey Fox, Jerry Maguire's mentor, when asked about the secret of his success, Jerry Maguire

-- Will: You like apples?
-- Jerk: What?
-- Will: You like apples?
-- Jerk: Yeah.
-- Will: I got her number! How 'bout them apples?!
-- Good Will Hunting

I just want to say one word to you - just one word.... 'plastics.' -- The Graduate

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. -- The Princess Bride

Take me to bed or lose me forever. -- Top Gun



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