BURP!!!
This collection of gasseous sounds is a bit different from most BELCH pages you've seen.
Let's start with a few basic belches...#1
#2
#3
#4.
Ok. So you weren't impressed with those? How about these...
#5
#6
#7
#8.
Belches alone make not one great.
So we decided we needed some verbiage.
We started experimenting with words.
There are some classic belch words that just sound like they should be a belch.
Let's start with some single syllable words:
Munch 1
Munch 2
Bork 1
Bork 2
Belch
Roach 1
This one almost counts for two syllables: Roach 2
Ok. How about two-syllable words:
Vomit
As Beavis would say:
Biach Biach
Bogart 1
Bogart 2
Bogart 3
Now, for the advanced group, three-syllable words:
Verbiage
Micro$oft
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Obviously, there is a lot more to be heard. I know people who can belch sentences-- paragraphs even.
So, if you are that talenteded, I'd love to post your belch. Please keep it to a reasonable size. I appologize for the appearance of this page. It looks like shit, but I was in a hurry to get this information to you as quickly as possible. I know most people put those little "under construction" banners or dudes with a shovel pictures, but they look so fucking tacky. |
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