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Clever Stuff
[Update: 06/02/02]
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it.
For example, When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog that barks all the time and run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors.......but they all have to learn to live in the same box.
Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
(and for the girls...) If the shoe fits......buy it in every color!
To handle yourself, use your head, to handle others, use your heart.
Anger is only one letter short of danger.
If someone betrays you once, it is his fault; If he betrays you twice, it is your fault.
Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people.
He who loses money, loses much; He, who loses a friend, loses much more; He, who loses faith, loses all.
Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, But beautiful old people are works of art.
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is mystery. Today is a gift.