. . . . . . . I recieved a letter from Fo-Fo the other day.. It went as follows.. . . . . . . . Dear Little dreamer, Hi. My name is Fo-Fo, and I’m Satan’s dog. Melisa.. err I mean Satan.. stole me a computer the other day, from one of the accountants that were doomed to the firey pits of hell, Muahahaha!!! Oh.. Excuse me.. as I was saying, I was surfing around the net and occasionally taking breaks to poke someone in the butt with my doggie pitchfork. ( Who knew Hell could be fun? ) I came across GeoCities, and signed up for a homepage. Okay, back to my complaint. I was hanging with some other dogs in a chat room and I kept stepping in doggie doo! Now that is just the rudest thing I’ve ever came across. Someone might just be walkin along.. then BANG. They step in some! It’s a real pain. I was just wondering if you could make a rule that dogs have to some how.. pick up after themselves. Oh! I have to go, one of the humans got out of their cages! Thanks again! Everyones favorite dog with a pitchfork, Fo-Fo . . . . . . . Dear Fo-Fo, I'm glad you brought that to my attention. For you Fo-Fo, and just for you *pinches Fo-Fo's cheek*. Doggie Diapers will now be a free thing you can only get HERE!! Pick up your free pair today!! This way Fo-Fo you won't have to step into any doggie doo doo. They aren't hard to put on but you may need help from your master. These ARE manditory. If the dogs of GeoCities don't start wearing these I will be forced to put luminous paint in the food so it'll glow in the dark, and people won't step on it!! Your choice! I hear this kind of paint, when eaten, is bad for your health. So we all know what to do, don't we? :)