People who are willing to get off their butts to search the room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Get Real.
What good is a lousy cake you can't eat?
What, should I
eat someone else's cake instead?
When people say "It's always in the last place you look".
Of course
it is.
Why would you keep looking after you've found it?
Do people do
this?
Who and where are they?
When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?"
No
you idiot, I paid $8.50 to come to the theatre and stare at that thing
over there.
What did you come here for?
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"
Didn't really give
me a choice, did ya there buddy?
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.
I know
where my watch is buddy, where is yours?
Do I point at my
crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
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