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A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road in her new
sports car when something goes wrong with the car and it breaks
down.
Luckily, she happens to be near a farmhouse.
She goes up
to
the farmhouse and knocks on the door.
When the farmer answers,
she says to him,
"Oh, it's Sunday night and my car broke down!
I
don't know what to do!
Can I stay here for the night until
tomorrow
when I can get some help?
"Well," drawls the farmer, "you can stay here, but I don't want
you messin' with my sons Jed and Luke."
She looks through the
screen door and sees two young men standing behind the farmer.
She judges them to be in the early twenties. "Okay," she says.
After they have gone to bed for the night the woman begins to
think about the two boys in the room next to her.
So she quietly
goes
into their room and says, "Boys, how would you like for me to
teach you the ways of the world?"
They say, "Huh?"
She says, "The only thing is, I don't want to get pregnant, so
you have to wear these condoms."
She puts them on the boys, and
the
three of them go at it all night long.
Forty years later Jed and Luke are sitting on the front porch,rocking back and forth.
Jed says, "Luke?"
Luke says, "Yeah, Jed?"
Jed says, "You remember that blond woman that came by here about forty years ago and showed us the ways of the world?"
"Yeah," says Luke, "I remember."
"Well, do you care if she gets pregnant?" asks Jed.
"Nope," says Luke, "I reckon not."
"Me, neither," says Jed, "Let's take these things off."
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