Quotes

< Ah, splitting up, eh? Well, that will only affect the order in which I kill each of you. What have I heard the human children say? Ah, yes, eeny, meeny, miney, moo. > -Visser Three, #14
"You're telling me the Most Secret Place On Earth, the fabled Zone Ninety-one, the Holy Grail of conspiracy nuts, is hiding the secret of an Andalite toilet?" -Marco, #14
"Wait. You're saying I'm in a toilet bowl. And someone sat down. But then...oh, man." - Tobias, #16
"I shall be sarcastic until further notice." - Tobias, #15
"Don't say the word "cage" around Tobias. He'll do some ninja-SWAT team-hawk from hell-attack on the center, and he'll talk Rachel into stomping your house flat" -Marco
" Well, as long as the dolphin is okay. Because I really, really hope the dolphin is okay." - Tobias, #15
< Believe me, Humans smell. > - Ax
< Why is the meal happy? > -Ax, #17
"Brr-REEET! Brr-REEET! Warning. Warning. Containment seals will shut down in three minutes. Extreme hazard. Countdown beginning. Countdown will be in intervals of ten seconds. Thank you and have a nice day!"-#15
< Miss Scarlet? Was it Miss Scarlet with the plum in the professor? > -Tobias, #20
< I am interested in joining the Yeerks.I would like to become a - controller.Do you have any information on membership?Is there a fee?> -Ax, #18
"To the bat morph,Robin" -Marco, #18
< You can jump. It's a nice, soft landing on a bat-poop matress. > -Rachel, #17
"You can call me the Jake formerly known as prince" -Jake, #18
"Oh, man.Now I'm really scared.It's an entire species of Rachels." -Marco, #24