Hi. It's li'l meeeeeeeee.

Well, this is it. Your first look at me. So whaddya think? Cute or ugly? *shrug*. Whatever. I am me. I call myself The Freak [used in the most derogatory way possible] personally. To be frank [why be Christopher ALL the time? - bad joke], I don't really think as little of myself as I used to. I learnt self-worth and courage to not care what others think from my good friend William Arthur, and I'm eternally grateful to him for that. Changing subjects again, this photo is me as a Goth [I dressed this way at 'Club XS' on Wednesdays whilst I was at University and the 'normal'-dressed people said all manner of things at my attire].  When I get the chance, I'll be putting up a photo of me as I was during the early 1980's, just for the Hell of it [and because Lee Hughes' site now has pics of him as a kid].
Now I must state for posterity that I have a very repulsive face [sorry to my friends when they read me saying that, especially Poe Sparrow, temptress, Killerkitty911 and MIna4875, just in case they disagree with me], but these things are genetic and I've become even worse as I've aged, due in no small part to the whore Janet Margaret 'Stewart', who I've slightly described in other parts of the website.  She shouldn't technically be given a place on here (for reasons explained elsewhere) but Tartarus, who gives a shit? 
You can judge for yourself when you get the chance to look at HER face when I put her up, just so you can print the bitch from your nearest printer and throw arrows at her.