Here she is...Dad's saving grace. My sister, Sarah, was born April 4, 1983 and is very very funny when she wants to be, although she perfected her stoicism in 1994. When something makes HER laugh, (usually 'Auntie's Bloomers'), she laughs and laughs for fucking aaages. And doesn't shut up. That's irritating. Nevertheless, she's extremely clever [obviously, seeing as I'm the dumb one]. She's at Leeds University now, studying English and Psychology. She likes Skunk Anansie, The Carpenters, No Doubt and, for some unfathomable reason, (The) Ocean Colour Scene. Now I ask ya'. Are they a pile o' shit or what???[okay, so I like 'Profit In Peace']. She also is a published poet and author(of sorts). She writes nearly every day. She also writes songs. I co-wrote her best song, 'Spinach And Biscuits', with her in late 1997. I do the keyboard backing and she strums a guitar an' sings. She'll be famous in the near future. I bet she'll have 100 books under her belt by, ooooh, 2020. Who knows? Her best friends are Katie Turner and Hannah Musgrave [who she nicknames 'Aggie']. Her idols are Harper Lee, Emily Jane Bronte and Martin Luther King, Junior. Favourite animal: Domestic Pig (Sus scrofa) Favourite song: Skunk Anansie's 'Secretly' Favourite food: Various, possibly one of the following: Chocolate, lasagne, pizza, soft cheese