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Stuff I Have Written

    Haikus are nice, easy poems you can write about anything. It's fun to just whip up a couple when you're bored. I wrote these haikus at different times and about different things.

      Untitled Haiku About Bronze
      He sits on the bed.
      Outside, a dog barks loudly.
      Who says these are men?

    This was written referring to the work I did the summer of '02 involving red-winged blackbirds.

      Blackbird
      Red-winged blackbird flies
      Majestic in red and black
      It swoops to kill us.


    This is from that same summer and is about the gerbils on the biology floor of the Beloit science building, where we routinely spent between 9-11 hours a day. Rex and Claudine are their names although they are both male gerbils.

      Rex & Claudine: Star-Crossed Gerbil Lovers
      Rex is now broken.
      Claudine has burrowed deeper;
      Rex has moved the wheel.

    Random:
      Snuggly
      They're killing the beast
      What did you say—no, not that,
      Having a Ritz feast.

      On a Jet Plane (revised)
      Annelise is poor;
      Her credit cards are maxed out
      Need-y tick-y home.

    These next ones were written about the BBC's The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.

      Jebus Has Come to Save Us
      Nuzzle Aslan—Kitty!
      I'm allergic to Jesus,
      I can't cuddle him.

      Turkish Delight
      White Bitch captures boys
      With a lot of beer and treats;
      Is jolly nice, yes?

    And here are those fanfics. They're pretty old; I don't even write fanfics anymore, and it's probably just as well that I didn't write many.

    (( My Summer Vacation ))

    I wrote this in third grade, and I still consider this one of the best things I've ever written. That may sound kind of sad, but—well, I guess it is kind of sad. Anyway, still good after so many years.

    (( The Party, or The Gala of the Damned ))
    GW fic. The boys go to extreme lengths to escape Relena's party. (Warning: actual fic may not be as interesting as described—of course this describes all of my fics . . .)

    (( An untitled Amiboshi story ))
    FY fic. I wrote this for a friend of mine because we were arguing about twin fics, and I said that they couldn't be happy . . . well, I guess they COULD be happy, but I don't think they'd be very good. This fic is pretty angsty, and I can't remember if it's any good because I haven't looked at it in a long time.