Castle of Deities

I bet you're wondering who the heck these immortal beings are. It's something I got started up with my friends. I am atria, goddess of insanity and lowercase letters. Here is a list of the deities that I have created so far.


Goddesses
atria-goddess of insanity and lowercase letters, also part-time goddess of irony and eloquence
Jessica-Goddess of anime and all things purple
Bobbi Jo-Goddess of multiple personalities
Sarah (aka Francesca)-Goddess of missed noted, invisible flies, and caffeine
Nicole-Goddess of oxymorons, sponsor of Eeyore and Elmo
Dawn-Goddess of manic depressives
Morgan-Goddess of road rage & kicking cars
Liz-Goddess of silly cartoons
Laura-Godess of creativ speling
Assilem-Goddess of the last second
Vespera (the vicious beta fishie)-Goddess of irritability and small plastic containers
Mellie-Goddess of non-existant fleas
Franzie (aka Mrs. Franzblau)-Full-time goddess of irony and eloquence
Mrs. Miz-Goddess of learned optimism

If you want to be a goddess, just email me and let me know what deity you want to be and if you want a special name, and I will get you on the list asap. :-)

Of course we also must put in a plug for our male counterparts, the gods.
Three elusive gods that every student should know are the gods of dyslexia, dyscalculia, and partial credit. As far as we can tell, they follow Assilem, and she is currently at rpi, in Troy, NY. They are practical jokers and very sociable. The gods against dyslexia and dyscalculia are said to reside in a castle made of clouds, and are epicurean in nature. (For those of you who don't know what that means, ask the god of obscure Greek philosophies.)These gods could help prevent careless errors on math tests, but seldom show themselves. They like Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. The gods of partial credit are native to rpi. Another god who is beneficial to students is the copy machine god. This god helps by causing the copy machine to break down on the day of your Chem II final. There are also the gods of temporal lobe malfunction who cause you to forget random bits of neuropsychology during your cognition and the brain test and the gods of ambiguous multiple choice questions who surface for any standardized test, especially SAT, ACT, or APs.
Other gods who live at Mandarin High are the god of explosives and mood swings and the god of dancing red pens and the god of diet popcorn (he lives in the technology lab). The god of diet popcorn caused hell to freeze over, thus reversing the laws of thermodynamics. This upset the god of messy rooms because if the laws of thermodynamics are reversed, then the tendency is away from entropy; nature now favors order, so everyone's rooms would be neat. So, the god of messy rooms has to work extra hard to ensure that order does not become a way of life. Incidentally, the god of messy rooms, like the god of partial credit, does not have an earthly host to latch onto.


Then there are the antigods. These are the evil ones; the equivalent to the Greek titans or friends of Hades. We have the antigods of lit books, random passages of bad stories, and poems. There are also the never-ending-organic-molecule antigods, who can destroy you by lessening the effects caused by the gods of partial credit. And, of course, the overly high soprano notes antigods; they're just plain annoying. The Hades of all antigods is the antigod of verbosity. The antigods live in a floating sphere which drifts through the world spreading havoc and mayhem. They are the purest forms of evil. They will seek out your weaknesses and destroy you. Fear their wrath, impotent mortal.
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