The House of the Fantastic
You look up and notice a wizened old man standing
before you. You jump for a weapon to banish this old fool, when suddenly
you become paralyzed. The old man smiles benignly upon you, and you sag down
into your chair. Realizing you are free, you jump up to attack again. With
a growl the old man gestures with his hand, and you smash through a nearby
wall. Lying there, you think about how much you really wanted to hear what
the man had to say in the first place.
The old man says: Welcome, child. I am Mishra of Ping. I see you have stumbled upon my humble abode. I trust you plan to stay and visit?
You get a sudden urge to explore this place very thoroughly.
Mishra of Ping says: Good! I just know you'll learn to love it...
Mishra of Ping smiles politely.
Mishra of Ping says: There are several places you can continue on to from here. You can see all your wonderful options on the magical navigation bar to the left.
You scratch your head in thought.
Mishra of Ping says: No no, child. YOUR left!
You glare at Mishra of Ping.