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Welcome - to the Captain's Table!
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Chef's Specials:
The big brother conspiracy theory.
A
succulent morsel of gossip,
encrusted with a fine sprinkling of peppers, onion, sausages and left over Big Mac.©
The Mystical Man at the Bar
A
choice cut
of the finest horoscope delicately served with chips, peas, and lots of BEER!
The Captain's Log
Luscious
tasty snippets of noseyness concerning my daily chores and thoughts and what I
have had on my CD player, and my entire existence (apart from what me and my
girlfriend get up to.)
Starters:
Credits
Small
chunks of information, carefully arranged around a watermelon.
My Awards Page
A
blatant plug for how great my web page REALLY is, encrusted in toasted cheese
and enriched with dried sperm.
Wot the Critics said...
lightly
toasted complements served with bread.
Our "WORLD FAMOUS"*
Bagpuss Conspiracy Theory
Carefully
worded deep fried connections of Bagpuss and The Godfather.
Information about your Host
Learn
all about your host, with this tasty salad.
Main
Courses:
Star Wars
Bible
For the ultimate
Star Wars fan - The trilogy (in 4 parts) as re-written by myself, with 2 parts
missing. Lightly Flambéed for your total
satisfaction.
Internet EYE-SPY
Designed
for the slightly more web-headed of consumer, the internet eye-spy game combines
searching skills with pure luck to find this years winner.
The worlds first robotic
tribute band to Hear'Say
Served
with nettle vomit and your choice of salad or urine.
It's a fact
Multi
facts delicately arranged with lies and truths mixed together.
Holiday Pictures
Gone are the
days you had to physically visit someone to bore the pants off them, now you can
use the internet to do it for you! Served with jacket potato and sliced
aardvarks' nose.
Letters
Small
chunks letters, served with a quick snog from our barmaid.
My Awards Page
A
blatant plug for how great my web page REALLY is, encrusted in toasted cheese
and enriched with dried sperm.
An apology to Ms Brittany
Spears
A
revised web page, devoted to the life and times of Brittany Spears, a simple
American girl who is in no way connected to Ms BritnEy Spears who of course is
the worlds most famous singer named Briteny. Served with lashings of school
custard.
Communications
Luscious
tasty snippets of email address's, dressed in AOL information and ICQ datafiles.
Help
advice with the Man at the Bar
The
Drunken one's thoughts to your pleas. Served with rabbits intestines.
Spelling Game
A
game of chance and observation. How many spelling mistakes can You find on this
site? send an email to the usual address. Served with a large case of Hepatitis
B
The Miracle Home Page
Just
visit.
Just Deserts:
Banana's
A
selection of the finest CyberBanana's in existence.
The "WORLD FAMOUS"
Other TheorySimilar
in context to our starter course of the same item, but this one is served with
Lyles Golden Syrup.
Olympic Petitions
Strudel
based form to email off to me, filled with cream and marmite.
© 1997-2001 Miracle Web Publishing - An Original Captain Stable production.(*) The term WORLD FAMOUS is not
intended to imply any particular world within this galaxy, or the universe contained therein.
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